Yo momma is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma is so stupid that she brought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo momma is so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send voice mail.
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo momma is so stupid that she put paper on a television screen and called it Paper View.
Yo momma is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing the Ws away. She also tried to put them in alphabetical order...
Yo momma is so stupid that when I said drinks were on the house she went and got a ladder.
Yo momma is so stupid that she returned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken.
Yo momma is so stupid that she went to the Apple Store to get a Big Mac.
Yo momma is so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible with the top down.
Yo momma is so stupid that she stopped at a "STOP" sign and waited hours for it to say "GO".
Yo momma is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo momma is so stupid that when she got locked in the grocery store, she didn't even know what to do and didn't steal and eat food, and starved.
Yo momma is so stupid that she tried to trade her car for gas money.
Yo momma is so stupid that when she saw a movie poster that said "Under 17 Not Admitted", she went and got 16 of her friends.
Yo momma is so stupid that when she saw her computer saying "Push any button", she couldn't find the "Any" key.
Yo momma is so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelling for a lifesaver, she asked "Grape or cherry?"
Yo momma is so stupid that when she put two quarters in her ears she thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so stupid that she got locked in a furniture store full of beds and still she slept on the floor.
Yo momma is so stupid that she left the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the corner with a sign saying "Will 3at 4 Fud!" (Will eat for food)
Yo momma is so stupid that when she went to a fast food restaurant and read "Drive-Thru" she drove through the window.
Yo momma is so stupid that when she was in sixth grade, her teacher decided to send her back to kindergarten.
Yo momma is so stupid that she failed every question in her final high school examinations.
Yo momma is so stupid that when someone told her to walk naked down the street, she asked the whole neighbourhood if they had a dog named Naked that she could be able to walk.
Yo momma is so stupid that whenever she gets married, her newlywed husband divorces her in less than an hour because he doesn't want to have children who have inherited stupidness.
Yo momma is so stupid that you are too.
