Joker and Harley one shots! (suicide squad)

An idea

This one is just an idea I had and I thought it was cute and somewhat funny so ya 😂
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"Oh haaaaaaarley?!" The joker yelled from his office.

The tiny footsteps came rushing in.

"Yes Puddin?" She said breathlessly, leaning against the doorway patiently.

He turned his chair around so he could face her. "Halloween is very soon." He said simply, crossing his legs.

A relieved expression washed over her worried features.

"Yeah!" She said smiling.

He stared at her like she was an idiot. "Harley?" He said calmly.

"What?" She asked, looking him up and down.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA BE?!" He boomed, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

She jumped a little and stepped back. "I-i dunno! I haven't really thought about it..." She said defensively.

"Maybe we could do something really scary!" She chimed, smiling widely.

He glared at her and sighed loudly. "Haaaaarley that's what everyone is gonna do." He said rubbing the bridge of his nose.

"It's a club Puddin, most people will dress like sluts and stuff." She said walking in and shutting the door behind her.

"I guess..." He said boredly.

She furrowed her eyebrows in thought. "Hmmmm. Something we've never done..." She said to herself.

He watched her and waited.

"You could be Romeo and I could be Juliet!!!" She squeaked, smiling like an idiot.

He gave her a blank expression.

"Harley." He said "how old do you think I am?" He asked, cocking a non existent eyebrow.

"Uhm...what do you mean Puddin?" She asked, feeling kinda like she did something wrong.

"BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU THINK IM A 15 YR OLD GIRL!!!!!" He boomed, causing her to jump.

She huffed and crossed her arms angrily. "Whatever." She mumbled to herself.

"What was that?" He growled.

"Nothing." She said quickly.

He rolled his eyes and started pacing across the room. Halloween was in 2 days and they were throwing a huge Halloween party at the club.

Harley's face softened and suddenly she smiled.

"Puddin...." She said, a mischievous grin spreading across her face.

"What?" He snapped, still frustrated.

"I have an idea." She said looking up at him and giggling a little.

"FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY!" He snapped.

She laughed and stepped back a little. "You could me and I could be you!" She spat.

He stopped and looked at her. He scanned her up and down with a blank expression.

"Oh my god Harley are you fucking stupid?!" He said with a sarcastic laugh.

"STOP CALLING ME NAMES!!!" She yelled, stomping her foot.

He raised a brow and crossed his arms.
"Excuse me?" He said said sternly.