'Ugh! Only one stupid pig remaining to be hit by my super ninja vampire power.... And there I go!'
'WEEEEE'
'whoop de doobin do... do do do... I got my eggs back!'
'whoop de doobin do... do do do... I kicked your ass.. Smack!'
'whoop de doobin do... do do do...'
'whoop de doobin do... do do do...'
I did the famous 'Zeal Dance'.
You must be wondering what type of dance form is that, right? Well... it's the most rare and sexiest dance in this whole universe. You wont even find it away in the black hole. AND. Only I know this dance form and have mastered it. It's outta your league so just chuck it outta your scrawny ass.
"Hope! Theirs a courier for you." My mom screamed. I bet the courier man must have burst his ear- membrane thing.
"well well... what do we have here." I muttered as I walked to the front door where my mom was standing with the courier man.
"a courier for you,maam." The man said politely.
"Ofcourse snippy, that's why you are here." I said my sarcastic reply politely to him. Well... as politely as I could.
And then! I snatched the courier outta his hand, signed his dairy and closed the door right on his face.
SMACK! BOOM!
You must be wondering why a sweet angel like me was so rude to him. Well... I had a history which he wasn't a part of. Basically he was a stranger and I am not good with stranger because when I was small mom and dad taught me to- ' You should never talk to strangers'.
"hope! What the hell was that?"
"Mom, I am worried about you."
"Huh?"
"Did you burst your own ear drums with your own voice?"
"why would that happen?"
"Because seriously mom, this is the 'I don't even remember the number' time you have called me 'hope'! For Hell's future queen's sake my name is 'Zeal'! I told her frustratingly as I tore open the courier packet.
"And for the past that has already past, I am telling you this again Hope, it was me who pushed you out of my womb not you. And I named you 'Hopenzeal'; not you."
I totally ignored her as I stared wide eyed at the name on the letter that was couried to me.
"MOM, I got accepted in 'Adolpha University'. Holy Shit! I cant believe it! And I am leaving this weekend!"
"Whooop deee dooo-------"
"aww... i cant believe my baby's all grown up now."
"MOm, stop bawling like a bimbo kid"
"pfft. whatever. so when are you leaving?" she asked me.
