Scourge: *sings* Making my way down town, walking fast, pace is slow like I'm home bound. NANANANANANANA!
Amy: *walks by*
Scourge: *runs up to her* Hey baby, wanna grab some dinner then have a little fun later.
Amy: My first and only love is Sonic....... *sobs and runs away* who has a girlfriend!!
Scourge: *spots a girl who is kinda emo like, with another girl who's more girly and runs up to them* Helloooooooooooooooooooo ladies.
Luna: Hello!
Shade: Can we help you?
Scourge: Wanna play a game at my house?
Luna: Su-
Shade: *covers her mouth* Are you hitting on us?
Scourge: Is it working?
Shade: No. *punches him*
Scourge: *lays on the ground and looks up at Shade while holding his face*
Shade: You hit on my little sister again, and I'll REALLY let you have it! *grabs Luna's arm and pulls her away*
Luna: Bye-bye mister! *waves*
Sonic and Shadow: *laughing*
Scourge: What?!
Shadow: That's not how you get a girlfriend dude.
Scourge: *stands up* You're one to talk, you don't have a girlfriend.
Shadow: My guns, are my girlfriends and babies.
Sonic: And I should know, you just wanna get laid right? That's not what THEY want, women want a reliable man, not your personal satisfaction.
Shadow: Might wanna start with someone who wants something more that that.
Super Sonic: THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE REAL!!!!!!!!!! *runs around screaming*
Sonic: Annnnnd, he ruined the moment.
Shadow: Yup.
Scourge: I have forgotten everything you guys said due to Super Sonic.
Sonic and Shadow: Greeeeeaaaaaat.
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HumorThere are two Fleatway's/Fleetway's! There names are spelt differently, one is spelt with two e's and the other is spelt ea. Just to clarify the Fleatway/Fleetway problem. They also like to call each other sister???? Ya weird, I know...... anyway ho...
