Severus Snape
1.) Spread a rumor saying he sings "I'm to sexy for my robes" while in the shower.
2.) Dye all his robes pink.
3.) Ask him if hes ever heard of anything called shampoo.
4.) Sneak in to his dungeon and wash his hair while hes sleeping.
5.) Make sure the shampoo smells like flowers. ^ (:
6.) Ask if he has ever had his first kiss. If the answer is yes, ask why he didn't turn into a prince.
7.) Sneak into his dungeon while hes sleeping and draw Harry Potter styled glasses on his face with Sharpie.
8.) Tell him Lupin mentioned paying him a "visit" during a full moon.
9.) Tell him that you'll give him a gold star if he is nice to Neville during potions class.
10.) Sing the song that never ends throughout Potions.
11.) Switch all potions ingrediants with cooking spices and liquid make-up.
12.) Tell him he has sexy hair.
13.) Tell him you have no Idea why Lilley chose James over him.
14.) Sing "Dude Looks Like a Lady" everytime you see him.
15.) Shout "Ten points from Professor Snape" randomly. Do this repetativley.
16.) Charm his hair into dredlocks.
17.) Dress like him and dye your hair black. Insist that your the mini-Snape.
18.) Refer to him as cuddles.
19.) Go Christmas Caroling at his door. Do this in July.
20.) Call him Severus
If your brave call him Sev.
If your really brave, call him 'Sevvie-kins'.
If your suicidal call him 'My-precious-little-Sevvie-kins.' (Even though I hope no one is suicidal.)
21.) Send him Valentines in February.
Send him a lot of Valentines in August.
22.) Find out when his birthday is. Surprise him with pink and gold balloons.
23.) Say that your name is Princess Fairy Rainbow Sparkle Unicorn Mary Wary. Your Snapes daughter and he picked out your name.
24.) Ask him loudly why he loved Lilly.
25.) Bring a large bottle of half empty fire whiskey and mutter a few times "I swear to drunk I'm not God." (:
26.) Start acting out Harry Potter puppet pals during one of his lessons.
27.) Charm his robes to have a giant S on them. Say its for SUPER SNAPE
28.) Call him the Half Blood Princess
29.) Offer your compliments to Professor Snape, and advice him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other peoples buisness. Run away snickering.
30.) If he ever referese another Quitich match, charm the bludgers to always attack him.
31.) Ask him if hes ever heard of Head and Shoulders(:
