The Bean is having a nice day. The sun is currently in a solar eclipse, the Bean had a clear mind, nothing to think about; the Bean likes this. People fall for the Bean because of the good looks radiating off of it's body.
The Bean decided to have some milk in it's cabin within the forest. The Bean walks into the household, and the cozy kitchen that the bean uses gives meaning to this triumphant glass of milk.
The milk makes the Bean remember their mortal enemy, the Mother Blub. Mother Blub was not actually the mother of the bean though. Mother was just their ranking in the hierarchy of the forest. Mother class is the highest class. You rule the forest and everything in it. But Mother Blub was a tyrant. Mother Blub disobeyed the laws made by the ancient settlers of the forest, the trees surrounding the residents.
Mother Blub is the heiress of Her Imperial Condesce, and Evil batterwitch, and also the owner of Betty Crocker, a company known for their "delicious" baked goods. The batterwitch planned to take over the world to populate it with her fish species with this company and its popularity, but her plan was stopped by an unknown entity.
Mother Blub is the only of her kind now, since her brethren were killed because H.I.C. was an evil person.
Why does the milk remind the Bean of this tyrant? The Bean is friends with Daughter Brick, the top starred servant of Mother Blub. Daughter Brick knows much about Mother Blub, and the Bean was looking for vengeance against her. So Daughter Brick revealed her weakness, milk. Mother Blub despises milk and all of its products, except ice cream. She believed that the milk had cow guts and was very gross, except for ice cream, because it was made of ice, not milk.
The bean saw this as a great advantage to take over Mother Blub and return to a constitutional monarchy. The Bean also has great camouflage, thanks to the speckles on their skin. The bean did not succeed, and Mother Blub spotted the Bean's plan, and put a bounty on them. The bean had to create a living outside of the regular forest society. The bean made their own cottage, and made everything they needed thanks to photosynthesis. Now, Daughter Brick is the only friend the Bean has, other than the "local" Fry that lives closer than any other entity in the forest, about 20 yards away.
The Bean still tries to think of ideas to overtake the Mother. Daughter Brick sent a private message to the Bean recently, explaining another one of her greatest weaknesses; lunchboxes. The Bean has a few of these, they could come to great use. The Bean sends a message back saying they had lunchboxes and how Daughter Brick thinks they should use them. The bean also included some ideas like having Daughter Brick use the lunchboxes against Mother Blub and the Bean to hide among the crowd and using the lunchboxes.
In the forest is takes about a sun-cycle to send a message, so Daughter Brick doesn't get the message until later on. So the Bean gathers up the lunchboxes for later use.
The Bean starts to think about the past. The Bean started out with a nice childhood in a different forest. But later, the bean and all of its friends were captured. They were brought to a factory where they were put into a cage. The cage was covered over by a sheet so the beans couldn't see what was going on outside of the cage. The Bean was stuck with their brethren for what felt like forever until the cage started to move. The sheet was removed and the Bean could see hundreds of beans moving in the same direction as the Bean. The Bean looked in that direction, and saw a saggy synthetic leather sack being held open by large beings the Bean had never seen before. Soon, the Bean feels the cage tilt and all of the beans they could see got dumped into the sack at once.
The Bean sees the sack close up and they can no longer see. The space was very crowded, but luckily the Bean was on the top of the pile. Soon, the space began to feel hot and the beans started to sweat, and every bean could barely breathe from the awful smell coming from the thousands of beans. The groans of the beans began to die out, and the Bean doesn't remember what happened after that, but later, the Bean woke up. They could see all of the beans breathing, the whole pile moving up and down, up and down, and the Bean is glad that the beans didn't suffocate. Then, a large mass pressed down on the beans from the outside. The Bean quickly tries to find a way out, and finds a hole in some stitching to their left. Some light was peering through until all of the beans were crushed by the mass. The Bean supposes they blacked out after that.
After the Bean woke up again, they were no longer being crushed. But, the Bean noticed, the pile wasn't moving up and down anymore. the sack was silent, except for the Bean. They notice a smell, a smell that had never been smelled before. It didn't smell anything like bean sweat, so the Bean thinks it must have been the entity that crushed all of the beans. The Bean was the last one alive. So the Bean worked on prying the hole open and escaping. It took many days for the Bean to achieve this, but eventually, the bean escaped into a very over-sized room. The bean eventually made it out of there, and found a forest to live in. This forest had no more beans, nor did any other. The Bean was the last bean.
The Bean was welcomed by the forest, because of the death of all the beans in the sack. They treated the Bean as someone local to the forest, until the Bean turned on the Mother tyrant that had just came to the throne. The bounty was placed on the Bean and they had to move out to keep people from finding the Bean.
Now the bean just thrives mostly alone in the woods.
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