Caden James' Wonderfully Crazy Experience at Ouran Academy

The First Day

So this is it, I thought, where I'll be for the next four years. I let out a long sigh and walked through the doors, holy s***!, this is f*cking huge! I walked around to get a view and saw an open door, the sign read "Music Room #3" I looked in and saw a tent, snoring coming from it, a black haired guy writing in a black book, two twins with orange hair, reminding me of two book characters (which then made me really sad), a very pretty (i don't know?!) guy with brown hair scolding someone, I couldn't see his (just assuming) face, all I saw was blonde hair.
The bell rang for school to start and the boys went to class, the twins and the  brown haired guy (who was very feminine) went to my same class. After a boring ass class I went to my next period, science.
I'll save you the trouble of my boring as f*ck day and skip to the end. I walked back to the music room to see that all of the boys were talking to women, I still couldn't see the face of the blonde haired guy. I walked in, just to check out what was going on.
The source of the snoring was the most f*cking adorable little f*cker ever. He looked as though he was nine, but was wearing a school uniform. Another guy was there that I hadn't realized, a tall black haired guy without glasses like the other.
One of the twins noticed me and sat me down, "We're always welcoming new guests! Now, would you like some tea?"
"Y-yes please, earl grey."
"All righty! And cake?"
"Sure!"
He served me tea and a slice of cake. It was actually pretty good. He was about to start talking to me when his twin called him over. They flirted inaudibly a bit and he came back.
"Sorry about that. Now, are you here to be entertained or what?"
"WH-WHAT?!"
"We entertain women here, duh."
"I- Huh?"
"So I take it you don't want to be entertained?"
"I was just checking it out. And I think it's pretty cool"
"Oh."
"Is there a way I can join?"
"You'll have to talk to Tamaki after everyone leaves."
"I'm Caden, by the way."
"Kaoru."
We sat there and talked the entire time. I was thoroughly enjoying myself. After all of the other "guests" left. Kaoru brought me to the blonde guy, the blonde turned around in his chair.
F*ck, I thought, completely breathless, he's pretty damn cute. He had dazzling amethyst eyes and the cutest smile ever.
"Ahh, a new arrival. Now, what makes you qualified to be a host?"
"Uh, well, you see..." I was completely tongue tied.
"Huh?" He responded.
"Well, I could be a valuable addition and could attract many new, guests."
"I see. Now, you can join if you can get to know us, the hosts. You can watch us tomorrow for initiation."
"OH COME ON TAMAKI, YOU MADE ME JOIN AND I DIDNT EVEN WANT TO! GIVE HIM A BREAK!" The brown haired boy scolded him.
"Haruhi, we have a very exclusive initiation for hosts. You, of all people would know. You wouldn't want him to know. It might get out..."
Haruhi came up to me, "Hi! I'm Haruhi! Sorry for Tamaki, he is just dramatic. Well, I hope you get in! Well, see you in class!"
A/N: Sorry for the coarse language, I feel it adds character. Now, I'm thinking Tamaki X Caden, but send me feedback if you have any other ideas. Thanks for sticking through it this long. Have a nice day. BYEEEEE