Damn. I probably scored a -999999999% on that test. What's that? That score is impossible, you say? Not for an idiot like me. I'm not really queen of math, as you can see. But, I do kick major ass in art class and drama, the two classes that matter the least amount to colleges! Woohoo!!
Anyways, school was over, and I was on my short walk home. It was a pretty nice neighborhood, with all of the hedges trimmed perfectly into stupid shapes, perfectly trimmed grass, perfect perfect perfect! It was horrible.
And then there was my mothers house. On the left side there was a white cross that must be seven feet tall. Just a plain cross littered the yard; no flowers or bushes were there. The house that stood in what my mother called 'Gods holy place' had two floors with many circular windows. Well, two floors and the attic. That beautiful attic had this huge window right on one side of the roof. At night, if it wasn't cloudy, the stars would vulnerably shine through the window. That place was my domain.
Let's see... Moms car isn't in the driveway, so she isn't home. Damn!
Around three months ago, I completely lost my house key... I kinda wanted to lose it, actually. I mean, my mom got me this key ring, and it had this cross on it with my name written on it in big holy letters. And I couldn't get the damn thing off.Plus there's the fact that I couldn't tell my mom, because that cross was about $200. Not something you wanna tell your mommy...
Don't get me wrong, God is fine with me and everything. My mom still thinks I worship the devil, and he dresses me. HA! Like I'd let Satan touch my body. It's to good for him!
I walked up to the window at my house. It was one of those windows you pushed and it would come out. I basically pulled it out, and slid through that hole in my house. What? How else was I supposed to get in?
I immediately go to the kitchen for some alone time with my one true love: FOOD!! Ok ok, yes, I have had (PUNY) crushes on guys before... Whatever!! BUT I do feel like marrying some cake right now. My mom makes the most delicious cake EVER. White cake the 'Holy colored cake,' as my mom calls it.I opened the fridge, but there wasn't any cake.
I did, however, know that my mom ALWAYS had the ingredients for the cake. I wonder if I could make it...
