Birthday Scenarios

Avengers.

Month:
1: Tony
2: Natasha
3: Pietro
4: Steve
5: Wanda
6: Vision
7: Thor
8: Bruce
9: Clint
10: Bucky
11: Nick
12: Loki

Day:
1: Had babies with you
2: Went clubbing with you
3: Went on a date with you
4: Was following you
5: Broke your arm
6: Paints your walls with their shit
7: Stole your computer
8: Snapped your neck
9: Serenaded you with their lovely singing voice
10: Stole your pillow
11: Tested a new drug on you
12: Wanted to marry you
13: Became a robot
14: Kissed you
15: Backhanded you
16: Slept with you
17: Wore your clothes
18: Went to a strip club with you
19: Is now your enemy
20: Threw a party but didn't invite you
21: Threw a pie in your face
22: Ran around naked
23: Read your diary
24: Threw a rock at you
25: Tripped you
26: Stole your TV
27: Was wearing a dog onesie
28: Had a steamy make out session with you
29: Watched you die
30: Threw your lamp at the wall
31: Bought you a bunny

Favorite number out of these:
43: Because he was mad at the world.
67: Because your a nice person.
20: Because they were trying to have fun.
88: Because you two are in love.
777: Because you stole their cookie.
69: Because you ate their pet duck.