Twilight makes Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner

It was a sunny morning when Ponyville's Alicorn Princess awoke. Twilight had been up all night reading the latest Daring Doo book. Twilight actually managed to finish the entire book before she went to sleep, and must have only gotten 4 hours of sleep. She was not that surprised when she looked at her nightstand, and saw that it was already 11 AM.

She got off her bed to go to the bathroom to freshen up. She splashed water on her face to get rid of her drowsiness, and then started to brush her teeth. It was when she started to brush her mane to look presentable to the public, did she notice that her tummy was making the rumblies, that only Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner could satisfy. She quickly finished brushing her mane to go downstairs to the castle’s kitchen and dining area.

But, to her dismay, when she reached the kitchen she none of the kitchen staff. That is when she realized that it was Sunday, and that her castle's staff had the day off. She would have to make her own Mac and Cheese. Twilight trotted into the kitchen, and used her magic to open all the pantry doors. She looked for a precious box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner. She looked and looked, but could not find any. She would have to venture to the Grocery store for her meal. Twilight teleported to her room, and put on a saddle bag. She took twenty bits with her to be on the safe side, and flew out the window.

She arrived at the Grocery in a few minutes, and looked for the pasta section. Twilight quickly found the aisle, and looked for a box of Mac and Cheese. She spotted it pretty quickly, it was a single box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner. A earth pony mother and her colt already had it, though. The two were skinny, dirty, and reeked. They walked past Twilight with the box, and Twilight knew she had to come up with a plan to get that box in her possession. She cast a tracking spell on the mother as they paid, and Twilight went home to prepare for what she was about to do.

When Twilight arrived to her room, she quickly looked through her closet for a safe, and unlocked it with her magic. Inside was a Black Glock, a Suppressor, and a fifteen round Magazine filled with sub-sonic rounds. She loaded the Magazine into the Glock, and put the Gun and suppressor into her saddle bag. She then flew out the window to seek for her treasure. She flew to grocery store, and activated her tracking spell. She then saw golden hoof prints that showed her where the mother had gone. She followed them to Ponyville's bridge. The prints went off the road and under the bridge.  Twilight used her magic to take out the gun and suppressor. She then screwed it on, and peeked around the corner to see the underneath the bridge. The mother and son were there, boiling water on a homemade stove. The pot they were using was very old, if the black bottom had anything to say. The whole area was littered with empty cans of beans. Twilight soon spotted what she was looking for, the box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner. However, the young colt had it, and was reading the back. Twilight knew what she had to do.

'Nopony move!" She demanded, her gun hovering in her magic field. The young colt dropped the box, and ran into his mother's hooves. Twilight then used her magic to grab the box of Macaroni & Cheese. "Sorry guys, but no witnesses." Twilight said. She pointed the gun at the pair, and fired. Blood splattered on the concrete arch, and both screamed out in pain. The bullet had hit the colt first, and went through his lung, and into his mother's stomach. The colt started coughing up blood as he fell to the floor. Twilight then aimed the gun at the mother, who was clutching her stomach. Twilight fired again.

This time, it was the mother's turn to get hit in the lung. Twilight fired again, and again, and again. The mother was riddled with ten holes, and one had hit her neck, which was pouring out blood to the the river, coloring it red. Twilight turned her gun to the colt, who looked into her eyes, begging for mercy. But, luck was not with the young colt today, as Twilight unloaded five more rounds into the colt's chest. The gun clicked empty, so Twilight put the gun back in her saddlebag. Twilight now needed to get rid of the bodies. Luckily, Twilight knew that the river went into the Everfree, where a hungry Manticore wouldn't mind a free meal. Twilight used her magic to slide the bodies into the river, where they floated away. She then used a spell to clean up her mess before flying back to the castle for a nice meal.

When Twilight reached her room she threw her saddlebag inside her closet, and raced to the kitchen to prepare her delicious Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner. She raided the kitchen for a stick of butter, 1/4 cup of milk, a pot, a strainer, and finally a wooden spoon. She set all of the ingredients on the counter next to the stove, and filled her pot with seven cups of water from the sink. She put the pot on the stove, and set the stove to high heat. In five minutes it was boiling, and Twilight then added the delicious Macaroni. She stirred the pasta with the wooden spoon, and let it cook.

In twelve minutes, the Macaroni was soft, so Twilight turned off the heat and put the strainer in the sink. She then emptied out the pot's contents into the strainer. After all the water was gone, Twilight poured the Macaroni back onto the pot. She set the pot back on the stove, and added the milk, half a stick of butter, and the Cheese dust. Twilight stirred the contents together like a machine, and when she was done, she placed the wooden spoon in the sink, and threw all the trash away. Twilight retrieved a bowl and a spoon, and while looking for the bowl, she noticed a box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner in the corner. Turns out, she had a box of cheesy goodness this whole time.

"Oh well, more for next time!" Twilight said happily as she emptied out the pot's contents into the bowl.

Twilight sat down in the Dining Room, and dug into her well deserved meal.