Twilight makes Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner

Twilight gets arrested for making Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner

It had been a pretty normal day for Fluttershy until around 12 AM. She had been tending to the local frogs in the stream that ran near her house. That is when she spotted something among the lily pads. It seemed to be trapped in the lily pads, and was not moving. Perhaps it was a animal in distress?

Fluttershy cautiously trotted to the supposed animal in distress. Unfortunately for Fluttershy, instead of an animal, she found two dead bodies floating upside down in the water. One was a small colt, and the other a mare. Both were full of holes that no longer had blood to pour, thus resulting in grey coats that both ponies had.

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Twilight was enjoying a delicious meal of Macaroni & Cheese when a faraway knock on the castle’s main doors alerted her of some visitors. Twilight left her food, and walked to the main doors at a quick pace. She made it there by the second series of hard knocks, and opened the door. She was greeted by two Police officers.

“Hello Princess Twilight Sparkle. You are wanted for questioning.” One of the officers said.

“Of course, let me just turn off the stove!” Twilight said with a wide smile. The officer simply grunted. But of course, Twilight didn’t go to turn off any stove. She went back to her room, and dug through her trusty closet yet again. It didn’t take long to find what she was looking for. She used her magic to pull out a Sawed-off Shotgun, and a pouch that was filled with Buckshot rounds, for maximum damage at close range. She had other plans for any far away targets.

Pretty soon, Twilight was back at the door, her Shotgun floating out of view in her field of magic.
She opened the door, and the officers were already bored after just having waited two minutes.

“I’m ready to go now.” Twilight said with her wide smile as she floated her Shotgun down, and fired her first shot. A dozen tiny pellets hit the commanding officer in the chest, his blue uniform quickly becoming a dark red. Twilight chambered another round before the second officer could draw his service weapon, and shot. A dozen more rounds hit the officer, albeit this time most pellets hit his neck, causing blood to pour down onto his blue uniform, also causing it to become red like his now dead companion.

Twilight closed the doors, and flew upstairs, She knew she didn’t have much time before one of many tourists that came to visit the new castle noticed the bodies, and called for Police.Twilight placed her Shotgun on her bed momentarily as she searched for a weapon with some range. A M4A1 with a box magazine would suit her needs. Also, who couldn’t do without a RPG-7?

In the end, Twilight had a cluster fuck of weapons and ammunition in her magical field, all floating above her head, ready to shoot. Once Twilight deemed she was ready, she went downstairs, and back to the dining area. She had to finish her Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Dinner after all. When Twilight returned to her hard earned meal, it was lukewarm. A quick spell fixed that. Twilight placed her rump on the plush chair and kept going from where she left off, eating Macaroni & Cheese. She finished pretty quickly, and placed the dishes in the sink, this whole time holding what must have been triple her body weight in guns and ammo with her magic. It was then when she heard the police arrive outside, due to loudspeaker telling to come out with her hooves up. Twilight, however, was having none of this, and went to the castle’s single balcony that was usually used for speeches and such. However, today it would be used as a height advantage.

Twilight set a magic barrier that gave her some cover, and got right down to business. She let loose her M4A1, hitting many surprised cops, who had to retreat behind cover to avoid Twilight’s onslaught. However, not everypony was lucky enough to escape the hail of bullets. Six of twenty officers were struck, and three were lucky enough to die instantly, with wounds to the head, and heart. Sadly, three officers were very much still alive and in agony. Twilight shut them up with a quick burst to each of them.

Twilight ducked into cover to cool her gun, as it was starting to get pretty hot. A spell fixed that. She then got out of her protective cover, and started shooting. The cops were however smart enough to stay in cover. They had probably called for SWAT already. Twilight would have to get ready for pesky armor that those ponies had. Twilight aimed her RPG at the group of trees most of the cops were hiding behind, and fired the grenade. The inaccurate piece of shit’s path was helped with some magic, and it hit true, landing in the greatest concentration of ponies. Shrapnel flew, as did ponies and pink pony brain.

Twilight then saw a armored carriage, probably belonging to the SWAT. She loaded another Grenade into the tube, but by then, the squad of tactical ponies were at her door, and already breaching. Twilight would have to deal with this pretty soon. Twilight left the balcony and disabled the magic shield. She knew this castle pretty well, and that these SWAT ponies would have to come a certain way to get to the balcony. It was a single hallway, at which Twilight was waiting at end of, laying down to remain hidden, All her weapons were floating around the corner, where the intruders could not see them. So Twilight waited.

At the five minute mark, Twilight’s patience paid off. The squad came around the corner. Twilight waited until all of them were out of cover to unleash her payload. A rocket propelled grenade went sailing down the corridor, landing behind the last pony in the squad, sending them all flying. Their guns out of their grasp, the two who survived the blast were left defenseless as Twilight aimed her M4, and fired two shots.

Twilight waited a few more minutes before going down the hallway herself, knowing that more cops were on their way. She soon reached the stairs that went to the first floor, and walked down, keeping all her guns pointed in front of her. She soon reached the end of the stairs, which lead to another long hallway. At the end, were the main doors, which were closed. Twilight was starting to get tired, so she went back upstairs, through the dead bodies, and back to her room. She dropped her bundle of weapons, and was surprised that the RPG grenades didn’t explode after having all those guns land on them. Oh well, as if it mattered. Twilight then placed her hooves on below her ears, and slowly slid up, as if taking off a pair of headphones. Instead of seeing her gameroom however, Twilight sees that she is still in her room, with police sirens still wailing outside. She tried again. Nothing changed. She tried once more. Nothing. It was at this moment that Twilight realized how much shit she was in, and that she forgot to put on her VR headset to play Grand Theft Carriage Ponyville edition.

She also realized that she killed a homeless family for Macaroni & Cheese.