I have some very imaginative friends, so I sometimes when I ask them odd questions get answers like these:
Q: If you were a super spy riding a motorcycle in a car chase and you had to make the bulletproof sports car in front of you stop, what would you do? You can't give up, and you have a gun, a taser, some snacks, an extra helmet, a phone, some knives, and a lock picking set.
A: I would tempt the man with my snacks, we'd go to a restraunt . Not to eat of course, just to use the restroom, Id donate my knives to the cook then I'd take him out to the parking lot and give him my second helmet. "For the pigeons!" I would yell as I taser him and use my lock pick on his car. He would use my phone to call the police but they can't get me cause of the bullet proof car. I'd give him more snack and tell him this was for a good reason, not for the pigeons of course, but for sheer delight. Then I'd bribe the police with snacks and we went on a hill to have a pick nick with the little snacks I have. Then I would call the pigeons and they would come and peck at their eyes. Not my eyes silly, I need them to see. I AM THE KING OF DA PIGEONS! NO CAN STOP ME OR ILL PECK YOUR EYES AND POOP ON YOUR LAWN!
The End.
Q: If I died and you had to avenge my death in the most creative way possible, how would you do it?
A: I would get you cremated and then I would compress your ashes so that they turned into a diamond, and then I would put that diamond in a sword hilt and hunt the murderer down and stab them to death with the sword!!! Then I would bury the sword and put a glass headstone on top, and I would position it so that when the sun shined through it it would set fire to your enemies' houses every day.
