I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan

I May or May Not Be Born in May

Missingfur: *snaps his totally-existing fingers.* WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE AN EVIL PLAN. TODAY, IT'S NORMALSTAR'S BIRTHDAY, WHICH IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO POISON HIS CAKE. 

Velvetpaw: Why are you yelling?

Missingfur: I'M NOT YELLING.

Velvetpaw: Yes you are.

Missingfur: NO I'M NOT.

Velvetpaw: *sighs.* Tallshadow, please notify this world-class idiot over here that he's yelling. *gestures toward the tom.*

Tallshadow: I don't care.

Missingfur: SEE? I'M NOT YELLING.

Flamepaw: *nervously.* Oh, you're yelling! You're yelling about how you're going to KILL NORMALSTAR!

Missingfur: HEY, I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR YELLING ABOUT MY YELLING, WHICH ISN'T YELLING BECAUSE I'M NOT YELLING, FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE.

Normalstar: *pads into the clearing.* Good afternoon, Missingfur! Are you going to come to my birthday party later this evening?

Missingfur: *grins evilly.* Yep! I'm going to bake you a cake, too.

Flamepaw: Did he mention that he's going to make it a poisoned cake? Because he's going to poison your cake.

Normalstar: *ignores the apprentice.* Was that some wind I heard? Anyways, that's glad to hear! Vanilla is my favorite flavor, by the way. *pads off into his den.*

Missingfur: *laughs evilly.* I'm going to make him a strawberry-flavored cake, of course! 

Velvetpaw: What are you going to use as poison? Also, thank you for stopping your yelling! 

Missingfur: I beg your pardon?

Velvetpaw: *repeats.* What are you going to use as poison?

Missingfur: *speaks as if it's obvious.* Um, Normalstar is allergic to strawberries! 

Velvetpaw: Both vanilla and chocolate are poisonous to cats! Why not use those? Normalstar will probably know to avoid strawberries if he's allergic.

Missingfur: *sighs.* You don't understand anything, my dear apprentice...

Velvetpaw: *mutters to herself.* At least I understand more than you.

Missingfur: What was that?

Velvetpaw: Let's just go make the cake.

After creating the delicious cake that is making Rio hungry to type about.

Missingfur: The party's about the start! *is gingerly carrying the cake in his paws.* 

Velvetpaw: *eyes him carefully.* Are you sure you don't need any help with that?

Missingfur: No, I'm fine! *grins.* Let's just go in! *walks into the camp, with Velvetpaw behind him.*

Normalstar: *tilts his head toward the table.* Put it over there, Missingfur. Thanks for bringing the cake, by the way! Rainbownose was going to make a cake originally, but you offered.

Missingfur: *sets the cake down.* No problem.

Sparkwhisker: *flounces into the clearing, looking rather ill.* Hi Normalstar!

Normalstar: Hi.

Grumpyberry: *is chasing after Sparkwhisker.* NO YOU'RE GOING TO GET SICK AFTER EATING ALL MY YARROW! I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT CANDY, YOU IMBECILE! 

Sparkwhisker: *sticks his tongue out at her.* You suck. *pads toward the table of food.*

Grumpyberry: No, don't go near that cake.

Sparkwhisker: *coughs slightly.* My tummy hurts... I bet having some cake will solve that problem! 

Grumpyberry: No! *dives toward him.*

Grumpyberry hits Sparkwhisker forward, propelling him into Missingfur's beautiful cake. The frosting sprays into the air, and the two cats scramble to their paws, both covered in crumbs.

Rainbownose: I'm so sorry Normalstar! I'll go fetch one of the extra cakes I have lying around in my den. *rushes out of the clearing.*

Brought to you by Rio. ⛈