Before I tell the story, I must address the stupid messages I got after I published the last chapter.
"YOU TRIED TO DROWN FIRESTAR ON HIS BIRTHDAY?!?!?!?!?!?"
~Palebird
What can I say? I'm pretty awesome aren't I?
"Leave Fire-Fire-Cheese-Cat alone or cheese ponies will hurt you?"
~Patchpelt
When is someone going to send that cat to the mental hospital? He's crazier than Firestar or perhaps even Jayfeather!
"I'm writing this from the hospital. I barely survived, Cloudtail! Why did you do that to me?"
~Firestar
HE LIVED? NO!!!!!!!! Seriously, as much as I hate him and as stupid as he is, I guess I wouldn't have wanted him to die. But I did it because I don't like him!
But mostly, the cats of StarClan were impressed. For the next chapter, they were hoping for something even better, crazier, and more hilarious!
I came up with an awesome idea...but wondered how I'd talk Firestar into coming.
I knocked on his door at 4 AM. As soon as he saw me, he slammed the door in my face. I knocked again and even rang the doorbell but he still wouldn't let me in or even open the door at all to talk to me. So I grabbed his keys to his ancient monster(I think it's like the Model T or something) which everyone knows are under the doormat and unlocked the monster.
I honked the horn. It sounded so loud and obnoxious that Firestar knew it had to be his car.
I started backing out of the driveway as the door swung open and Firestar emerged from the den. The entire right side of his face was bandaged while the other side that I could see was scratched and bruised. Both forepaws and his right hindleg were wrapped in a cast and he came out on crutches. I lowered the window and with a frown, wiped the dust off the ancient passenger seat. I searched for a seatbelt but there was none.(THE MONSTER WAS SO OLD, THERE WAS NOT EVEN A SEATBELT!!)
"Get in the monster and don't ask questions or else I'm taking off with it and you'll never see it again."
Hesitantly, Firestar climbed aboard. Instantly, I went speeding off like Jayfeather down the path. His door was still open as I took off and he dropped one of his crutches onto the sidewalk. "HEY! STOP THE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!" he screeched.
I saw that there was an accident and bad traffic up ahead, so I chose a different route. I veered off onto the grass and cut across Bluestar's yard, nearly running over Mosskit, who was playing outside.
I plowed through the fence at the other end that seperated Bluestar's land from Rainflower's land. The RiverClan she-cat was tending to her garden and looked up to see the monster rapidly approaching. Her eyes widened with terror and she dove out of the way.
She looked at her ruined plants after we passed. "NO!!!!!!!! You destroyed ALL of my tomatoes!"
We ignored her as I crashed through yet another fence and into the parking lot of our destination: Hollyleaf's RollerCoasterLand.
Firestar had his paws over his eyes and was trembling with terror. "What are we doing?"
"You've never ridden roller coasters before! Well I'm taking you to ride one!"
We entered the park just as it opened at 5 AM. We were literally the only ones there, except for some random old cat who was sleeping on the sidewalk. I purchased two tickets to go in.
We went to the coaster with the highest drop: a terrifying 425 foot plummet to your death.
Poor Spiderleg, who was stuck working there at the crack of dawn, welcomed us. The warrior kept yawning as he told us to pick a seat. He seriously yawned like five times just in that sentence.
Firestar slid into the front row and handed me his crutch. I stared at it for a moment before tossing it on the ground. "Firestar, I'll just be sitting right behind you, okay?"
Being as gullible as he was, he believed me and nodded. He didn't even look to see if I was getting in!
I whispered to Spiderleg, "I'm not riding it. Don't turn seatbelts on."
Spiderleg nodded. "Okay, the ride is about to start."
"WHERE ARE THE SEATBELTS?" Firestar screamed, his voice sounded as girly as it always does when he's screaming and he's on the verge of panic.
I doubled over laughing. "There's no seatbelts on roller coasters, stupid!"
"Oh, okay."
I watched as the ride began. Firestar apparently noticed the drop and tried to hold on to something as the car halted at the top of the hill....and then rocketed straight down towards the earth. He SOMEHOW DIDN'T FALL OFF ON A 425 FOOT DROP but lost his grip as the car went through a loop and went upside-down.
Spiderleg, bouncing up and down excitedly like a kit, gave a round of applause.
