Draco and the Death Note

Draco stalked confidently down the Hogwarts halls as if he owned it. Then, when he got a bit (just a bit) too busy eyeing Hermione (Heh, go Dramione!),he tripped over a mysterious book lying on the cold, hard stone floor. Mumbling curse words under his breath, he got a bit inquisitive and slid the book into his robe pocket. He made a beeline for the Slytherin dorms. After passing
through the portrait, he made a haste to the boys dorms. Having a bit of trouble getting past a very, very clingy Pansy Parkinson, he finally made it to the dorms. Finding a soft place to sit on his bed, he acknowledged that in his hurry, he put the book in his pocket backwards. He looked at the suspicious book's cover. There were two words that were placed on the front cover. His face turned paler that usual, and that's saying something. The Slytherin prince took in the words as he whispered them under his breath.
"Death Note"

Chapter 2

Dear readers,
OK, so it might not look like a crack fic yet, but it'll get there.

-Levi0chan

~Malfoy Manor, 5th year~

M'lord, My son has brought you a gift. Draco show him how to use it," Lucius said. His gaze shifted
to a death eater known as Bellatrix Lestrange. " Bella. Be a dear and exit the room." The woman in question simply shook her head. Then replied with the snarky remark along the lines of, "I only take commands from my sweetie!" She gave Lord Voldemort the most atrocious googly eyes. The Dark Lord only wretched, as he did not share her pitiful feelings. "Bellatrix, please. It would help me to the greatest amount." She just blushed, then scurried away. Then Lucius eyed Draco, as if cheering him on. " You see my lord, this book, called the Death Note is quite fascinating. If you think of some one, then simply write their name, and how you want them to die, they will die instantly." Draco explained. The dark Lord nodded with a slight smirk. " Ahh, yes. The Potter boy will never expect it. Then well, I can kill without lifting a finger." He chuckled in admiration. Another faithful Malfoy, yes? "But there's a catch," Draco hesitated the last word. Voldemort's attention was once again fixed on the young man in front of him. "Yes a catch. But quite a small one for the power you shall receive." Voldemort gave a swift hand movement, approving Draco the right to finish. " A shiningami will posses your body. A shiningami, if you were wondering, are the Masters of death." Voldemort rose from his seat, and walked to Draco's trembling figure. Then he pulled him into a hug.

Chapter 3
~Battle of Hogwarts, 7th year~

With Voldemort's plan almost ready to be put into action, Draco tried to find Harry. Then maybe confess his feelings to Hermione. He wanted to change, but was so caught up in the moment, he made a choice that could put the world in jeprody. He screwed up. He screwed up, big time. He finally found the chosen one in an empty corridor. "Harry I'm s-" Draco was stopped mid sentence as Harry Potter, the chosen one, kissed him. On the fricken lips, too. Worst thing was, when Draco finally started to enjoy it, Harry dropped to the floor. He stared at Harry's limp body and thought to himself…
'Screw this war, I'm out!' then picked Harry up, bridal style, and carried him to the window. Then, he did the unthinkable.
He jumped.
Heck ya! Draco was the owner of the death note, so he is possessed by a shiningami. He gets himself a butt-load of powers. So yeah blah, blah, blah, Harry defeats the dark Lord and then Draco and Hermione live happily ever after…

A few odd years later…
"Draco, darling! You got a letter in the post!" Hermione yelled to the other room, in which Draco and his daughter were reading stories. Yes Draco and Hermione got married and had two children. The boy, Scorpius Hyperon Malfoy, was to be attending Hogwarts in a few weeks. Then he was blessed with a baby girl, Apple Rose Malfoy, Scorpius's twin. Both had Platinum blonde hair and steel grey eyes. Draco sprinted to the next room over, where a PREGNANT Hermione sat in a lavish, blue velvet armchair. Draco took the letter then read it to himself…

Dear Draco,
I'm inviting you and Hermione to a party Ginny and I are throwing. If she asks,
tell Hermione that Ron won't be attending. Ron's old woman won't let him visit Ginny
or any of the family, for that matter.

P.S.
Be my bad boy, be my man,
Be my weekend lover but don't be my friend…

Yours,
          Harry Potter

This was gonna be a great party.

Find out more in pt 2!!

PS
The song used was bad boy, a song I adore. Also, part two will be called "Draco and the Love Letter"
Heh yup. Hermione gonna get jealous…