My Own Private Practice Guy: a Scrubs fanfiction

based off the episode "My Own Private Practice Guy " some of the lines are directy from the show but with some added changes and  with a very different scenario, Jordan and Perry never got  together. I do not Claim the rights to Scrubs or the characters I just write guy and guy fanfiction please dont sue cause Im broke, just a quick what if AU fan story

Enjoy!!

Scene starts with JOhn Dorian coming into the hospital the day after he and Dr. Pete Fisher went drinking

J.D. cames wlked through the doors of the Hospital, he had lied to Dr. Cox about his grandmother dying to get off of duty and he felt really terrible.

He saw up Dr. Cox, who was behind the desk, going over a chart. 

J.D took a deep breath "Hey, Dr. Cox? Look, I'm so sorry I lied to you last night. I should've just told you I was getting a beer with Pete."

Perry acted like he didn't know what the other man was talking about, "Did we just slip into some alternate dimension where I actually give a flying ducky about what you say and do?"

J.D. felt a small stab, he hated when the lder man acted like he didn't care about him, cause sometimes he was afraid he was correct, "Look, I know that he's in private practice and everything, but Pete's actually a really cool guy. "

Dr. Cox felt a hot feeling in his chest like he wanted to lash out at the young male for even implying he liked someone else, not that he cared, "He is a bad guy; and Newbie, if you're smart, you'll stay away from him. "

J.D. paused momentarily , did Dr. Cox sound jealous just now?

~Maybe I could say that jokingly, see how he reacts~

"Ohhh, my God! You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor! "

Perry felt like his dairy had just been discovered and he had to make up a cover story quickly, he had quick a flash back of last night were he actually left his apartment after pacing in his living room for two solid hours and went down to bar hoping he would "accidentally" find newbie and that smug blonde asswipe who was flirting with him without his permission

***Perry's flash back "Nancy! Nancy.!?!? "

~come on Perry quick~

" No, I'm not" there,~ that sounded believable ~

J.D. looked to Nurse Roberts who was the older chubby black woman behind the counter he knew was eaves dropping, "Laverne? "

"Jealous!" without missing a beat

J.D. laughed and smirked "Ta-DOW! "

Perry stood up taller which was his stance when he felt the need to sound and look serious and intimidating,

~Think of a girls name~

"Look, Marcia, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now. "

J.D. turned around to leave, feeling a bit cocky as he left he said  "Don't worry about it, champ. It's all right to need me. "

He walked away, just as Perry's eyes ent blood red and lunged across the desk at J.D but he fell and He missed. 

Nurse Roberts " Touchdown!"

                                                                                  ~ cut to doctor's lounge ~

Perry was in sitting on his couch watching a game on the TV in the doctor's lounge 

He referred to it as his couch because like everything, once he set claim to something it automatically became his