Month:
1: Zoe
2: Madison
3: Kyle
4: Cordelia
5: Misty
6: Fiona
7: Spalding
8: Myrtle
9: Delphine
10: Brener
11: Queenie
12: Charlie
Day:
1: Walked you to school
2: Wants to be you
3: Loves partying with you
4: Drugs you
5: Bit you
6: Married you
7: Proposed to you
8: Forced you to watch a sexy movie
9: Licked you
10: Raped you
11: Accidentally killed you
12: Molested you
13: Drowned you in a waterfall
14: Made love to you
15: Stuffed your pillowcase with cheeseburgers
16: Caught you sleepwalking
17: Threw a grenade in your toilet
18: Ate your pet goldfish
19: Stuffed you in a piñata
20: Beat you with a stick
21: Is now your master and you're their maid/butler.
22: Had sex with you
23: Sings for you
24: Drives you into insanity
25: Will babysit you next weekend
26: Sends you love letters
27: Drugged you
28: Poisoned your food
29: Puts glue on your chair
30: Had a playdate with you
31: Kissed you
Favorite Animal Out of These:
Monkey: Because you said you hate frat boys.
Horse: Because you are their birthday cake.
Lion: Because you raped their cousin.
Sheep: Because they are obsessed with you.
Dog: Because that's just how it is
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Birthday Scenarios
De TodoJust what it says! I'll be putting in all different types of scenarios! I'll try to update when ever I have time.
