SHIT TLC SAY!!!!!!

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Director: And action!!!!!!!

Chilli: Heyyy wassup*sighs*

T-boz:*starts laughing* HEY!!!!!!!

All three of them start laughing

T-boz: OK, come on, for real.

Left-Eye: Tionne oops I mean T-boz, how you gone say that and you was just laughin.

T-boz starts laughing again.

Director: CUT!!!!!!, OK are y'all ready now.

All three of them: YES!!!!!!!

Chilli: Can I get a AMEN?

Left-Eye/T-boz: Amen!!!!!!!!!!

Director: Alright, and ACTION.

T-boz: wassup I'm T-boz.

Left-Eye: I'm Left-Eye.

Chilli: and I'm Chilli, and we are TLC.

T-boz: But you already knew that and if you didn't know that.

All three of them bucks at the camera.

TLC: where you been living for the last fourteen years.

Lisa: We are TLC, over the last fourteen years we've had number one singles, *No scrubs, waterfalls and creep starts playing*.

T-boz: Sold over 33 million albums and performed for audiences all over the world, man we were kids and we did it together man, and not only did we make it something, *rolls head* we maaddee it something ok, we became the became the biggest girl group of all time*shows clips of them accepting their awards*

*Que sad music*

T-boz: Then came tragedy, our sister Lisa " Left-Eye" Lopes, went into a coma, after a tragic accident while visiting Honduras.

Chilli: I don't know what's I would have done if we would have lost Lisa *looks at Lisa and smile* you know, tell me what you would do if you would have lost your sister, I missed her a lot I really did.

T-boz: when Lisa was in her coma, I missed her all the time, it just reminds me of all the things we've done together, and why TLC was important and will always be important in my life and in my heart.

Lisa: I feel all loved. No but for real, all that was running in my head was, I can't leave them like this, these are my sister's, we started this thing together and where gonna stick it out together, you know, no matter how much we fight and argue, they are my sister's, sister's fight, and if you have a sister and y'all don't fight, I don't know what's wrong with y'all, y'all asses robots or something.

T-boz/Chilli: Ohh Lisa said a bad word.

Lisa:*smacks teeth* Man, shut up, y'all act like y'all never said it.

they all started laughing.

T-boz: we had a get well concert for lisa and haven't performed since, but now that she's better, up and walking again, where here, to show you every aspect, and every crazy moment we've had in our TLC life and some things that was before our TLC life, well mostly Lisa, she always was the one to record herself before TLC.

Lisa laughed

Chilli: So I advise you to go get your, macaroni and cheese, collards greens, corn bread, oxtails, yams, fried chicken, and glass of cool-aid.

Lisa: And go to the bathroom too.

they all looked at lisa

Lisa: What!!!! if they don't go to the bathroom, then they gone pee on they self, *looks at the camera* cause I promise you, yo ass gone be laughing so Damn hard, that you gone have to pee, so I'm warning you now, go peepee, and save yourself the embarrassment, cause if you don't, I will come to your house and say "I told you so, I told you so" and just walk off.

T-boz: she will do it to.

Chilli: She sho will, this girl crazy.

Lisa nodded

Lisa: so go take a piss, wash your hands, get all the food chilli said get, and watch our show...

All of them: SHIT TLC say....

Coming soon!!!!!!!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 23, 2013 ⏰

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