It started as a normal day for Andrew, it was a dewy morning, the floors were covered in our shit, as per usual, and then my wonderful mother so gracefully and lovingly awoke me from my slumber
"ANDREW, GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND FEED THEM CHICKENS!!" she spoke to me as her second chin rolled against her third.
so I went down to see my rat dog chewy
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to be conrinued
YOU ARE READING
ANDREW, FEED THEM FUCKIN CHICKENS
ChickLitThe Adventures of Andrew, guest starring Taylor Phillips as bonnie, and Germany as himself
