What The ...?

Hospital

Andy looks into my eyes. "Baby make the room stop spinning..." he whines. I lean in and kiss him on the cheek, trying to comfort him. Seeing him this ill is beginning to scare me. Last time he was this sick, he and Ashley had both gotten food poisoning from Chile. They both nearly died because of it.
"Baby? Do you want me to take you to the emergency room?" I ask as I rub his shoulder gently. He opens his eyes, looking up at me. His usually blue eyes are now a smokey grey. He whimpers a little and shakes his head yes.
Yep.. He's really sick for sure. He never agrees to go to the hospital without a fight. Something is seriously wrong with my love, and I intend to get to the bottom of this.
I smile at him and walk over to the dresser, grabbing his batman shirt and a pair of his basketball shorts. "Here babe, let me help you get dressed. Then we'll go.." I say as I slowly pull away the blankets from his naked body.
I manage to get his shorts on him, but he refuses to put his shirt on. He says it's too uncomfortable. If that's what he wants, I won't question it. They'll only make him take it off once we get there anyways. Just to be safe, I slip it into my purse.
Getting him into the car was almost like a wrestling match, he kept stumbling and almost landing on top of me. But, I finally manage to wrestle him into the passenger seat. I quickly drive to the hospital, pulling as close to the door as possible. "Babe? You okay to walk in?" I ask as I unhook his seatbelt for him. He looks back at me, almost in tears.
"No.. everything is spinning.. Make it stop..." he whispers. I lean in and kiss his cheek. "I'll be right back baby. I'm going to get a wheelchair."
He nods and rests his head back against the window. My poor babe.. If this is something because of those crazy guys, I swear I will kick their asses myself. I don't care if Ashley knows how to box.. If that fucker hurt my Andy... ugh!!!
As I walk inside, a nurse looks up at me and smiles. "Hello, can I help you?" she asks. I nod in return.
"My boyfriend is out in my car, he's really sick. He's too dizzy to walk inside. I need a wheelchair."
The nurse walks around the desk and walks over to what looks almost like a closet. She opens the door and pulls one out. "Where did you park?" she asks.
I lead her out to the car, Andy is still in the same position I left him in. Resting with his head against the window. I walk over to the driver's side and open the door. "Babe, sit up.. I'm going to open the door, I have a nurse here to help get you inside. Okay baby?" I say softly.
He slowly sits up so that the door can be opened, his skin looks paler than when we left the house. The nurse opens the car door as I walk around. I take his hand and help him climb into the wheelchair. He sits back in the wheelchair and doesn't let go of my hand. The nurse closes the car door and starts to push him towards the emergency room.
They take us back to a room and hand me a gown for him to wear. Andy groans. "Do I have to wear that?" he asks.
The nurse smiles sympathetically. "I'm sorry mister Biersack, but you have to." she says softly as she closes the curtain.
He sits up slowly and looks at me. "This is worse than when I had food poisoning.. I hope this is just vertigo or something.." He whines.
I can't help but chuckle, he sounds like such a little kid when he whines. It's so cute..
"I hope so too babe.. Do you want me to help you put this on?" I ask, holding back my smile. He shakes his head yes as he slips it on, taking his shorts off. I walk over and tie the back shut for him, helping him lay back down on the bed.
After some various tests, a doctor comes in with a concerned look on his face. "Mr. Biersack, you're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you.. Your lab results are in on your blood work. The test results are reading that you're pregnant.." he says.
Andy looked at him like he was an alien who'd just crash landed in our back yard. "How in the hell can I be pregnant?! I'm not a woman!!" he shouts.
The doctor looks at me and then back to him.
"There's only ever been one other person that this has happened to, but sometimes when the woman is topping the man, the process backfires... causing the male to get pregnant instead of the female.." he replies.
My mind has just been blown... I Juliet Simms have just gotten my boyfriend Andy Biersack pregnant...