Hunter: Hey guys, this is my first story! Sit down and enjoy! Jeff: Ha, I bet I'm gonna win! Hunter: Everybody hates you. Jeff: Wha-
One stormy night, Jeff the Killer, hungry for his next kill, looked for a house to sneak into. Finding a house where the lights seemed to be on, he entered. He tried the back door. Damn it. Locked. Huh. He snuck in through a window, the sound of thunder masking any noise he made. He saw some sort of clown on the other side of the window. He snuck down over to the man, and whispered: "Go to sleep."As Jeff raised the knife up over the clown and brought it down, he was surprised to see the man grab his wrist and say,"Sleep? I don't do sleep." Jeff was surprised the see a bright green liquid squirt right toward his face!
Jeff tried to dodge it, and suceeded. Kinda. The acid seared his ear, causing it to shrivel up and melt. "GAH! You'll pay for th-that, clown!" I'm the Joker, not a clown, you blathering idiot." Jeff ran at the Joker with his knife, who casually dodged it. "JUST GO TO SLEEP YOU FOOL!" "Ya know, some people are insomniacs." Frustrated, Jeff threw his knife at the Joker, who caught it and examined it. "Huh, this knife is all rusty and worn. Here, take mine." The Joker tossed his sharper, deadlier knife at Jeff"s feet. "Uh...Thanks?" Jeff picked up the knife, and slashed at the now unarmed Joker. The Joker let the knife slash his forehead, and laughed it off. "AHAHAHA, that feels good!" The Joker then looked under his bed, ignoring Jeff's stabbing and slash at his back. "Aha, here's what I need!"
The Joker pulled out two UZIS out from under the bed. "Now, hold still." The Joker fired several bullets out toward his attacker, who jumped out of the window ( into the bushes) to avoid the bullets. Jeff, giving up, started to run down the road, bumping into a female jester on the way. The Joker hijacked a mans motorcycle, and started to chase Jeff. The jester shouted to the Joker, "HEY! I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY CARDS!" Cards. The Joker just had an idea. He pulled out a set of bloody playing cards, and tossed them toward Jeff, slashing his leg! "AGH! I give up! Just leave me alone! "Ha. Leave you alone." Jeff felt himself getting weaker as he ran. He realized that those cards must have been poisoned! Before he could duck into an ally and hide, the Joker caught up with him and squirted his foot with his acid flower. "NO! Stop it! STOP IT! STO- Before the Jeff could finish his sentence, the Joker emptied his bullets into Jeff's head.
Jeff: AW, COME ON! THAT WAS TOTALLY BIASED! Hunter: Shut up and go back to the creepypasta wiki. Anyway, please comment, and if you think Jeff should have won, feel free to explain why! But not you, Becky. You CANNOT comment.
