First story guys!!! Buh am fourteen so yh enjoy... Might be changing the name so suggestions please!! Vote and comment!
For a normal teenager, waking up to lovely parents in a beautiful house with the best of friends, the best boyfriend, dates and sense of humour is all they have. Well am kourtney summers and I ain't normal so as you have probably guessed, I have none of those well....... except I of course have a killer sense of humour... My only good quality I tell you!! ... Or so I like to believe
Naomi how many fucking times do I have to fucking tell you to sleep at your own fucking side of the fucking bed!!! Ohhh just fuck off Dixon cause someone will definately not be getting some tonight!!!
Yep!! This is the best alarm clock ever ...seriously sense the extreme sacarsm!! Waking up to my screaming parents talking about beds and what happens on it.. Urgh!! and yes i know what you are thinking i have parents who swear well in their defence they kinda are young since they had me at pretty early ages. Ha! I could pratically see him going red and her rolling her eyes . Don't ask i've seen it millions of times to know it without seeing it!! Urghh just realised how dirty that sounds buh yh you get what I mean.I will always take my mums side cause my dad is just some control freak jerk and no wonder his name's dixon cause he's just a dick!! Ha, don't even feel bad for that
Already tired since last nights scream off I groggily wake up and quickly make my way to the bathroom knowing I take my own sweet time for perfection. The familiar smell of my shampoo and shower gel evolved my room as I blow dry and straight my mid back length hair. I choose to wear a body con leopard prints skirt with a plain black top with a few buttons open and some ankle boots. I then went on to do my makeup which consisted of mascara, liquid eyeliner and some coloured lipgloss which made my pink lips look slightly pinkier and my cat like brown eyes to pop from the makeup.
With out even bothering to say good bye to my parents I just grab some crisps an off I go to school.
When I finally arrive at school I look around and see all those bitches and dicks staring at me like I was something to eat but I ignored them as usual and found my way to my biology class, darn that class was boring since i had practically done everything so I just head to the back and get ready to make up for the sleep I lost. Kourtneyyyyyy! I jerk awake at the sound of that high pitched voice to see Mr Anderson fuming in font of me and threatening to throw me out of the class..! Omg! This man!.. Why is he such a pest? He knows I really won't listen and I sleep as usual during all his fucking boring biology classes.. Yet here here he stands and all I say is Anderson can you lower your voice gosh am right in front of you and am trying to get a good slumber and oh about your class, I know every darn thing you are saying! Oh yeah, then why don't you answer the following questions he says while I wait for him to start with the questions, I sit examining my nails and think about he foolish he is if he thought I couldn't answer any of his questions which am sure he was taking his sweet time to think of the hardest ones.
He asks all the questions he could think about including those that he hasn't even taught yet but I answer with ease and smile ever so sweetly at him when he tries again this time his question of reproduction and when I answer, some guy says he would love to see me reproduce wonderful things for him when I turn to him look him up and down and laugh out loud saying if you ever think for a minute that I will even do so much as to talk to you then I believe you should be going to the mental asylum to check on that thing you so claim to be in your head after saying that I turn and put my head down when Mr high pitched voice Anderson speaks I mean I really don't get it if he has such a high pitched voice then he might as well be a Mrs..oh right a Ms since I don't know who would marry this pot bellyed guy..are you even listening to me he asks when I reply with a no I was actually thinking of how you could manage to get a wife with such a huge pot belly unless you forced her or maybe threatened her when the whole class bursts out laughing when he shouts for me to head to the detention room and I reply with an Amen! Anything to get me out of this bad for nothing class and walk out.
When I get to the detention room and find no teacher there, i decide to continue my slumber in peace When I hear someone shouting hello and I decide to ignore whoever it is hoping the person gets the hint but of course the person continues talking to me and I lift my head up to see the new guy that all the girls in this damn school couldn't stop talking about and the first thing I say is you aren't even that hot which earns an ok you are so weird stare and he says well I see you have heard of me, fantastic. Yh but now I want you to go so i can sleep I said and he replied with a but that's no fun,come on live a little. I looked up at him and decide ok a lets see if this guy knows the real meaning of fun like I do.
Minutes later we stand outside laughing our asses of since we managed the prank our detention instructor into letting us out. As I stood there and watch him laugh, I realised that he was quite the eye candy with blue eyes, a built muscled body but not the ones that screamed hey am on steroids. Oh by the way, am Damon and its nice to meet you.
We chatted for a while and then I said goodbye since the vampire diaries was about to start and I won't miss it for the world.
As I was driving home, I thought of what I was going to eat while watching the show, it was a tradition in my family for us to watch it together.
We ended up eating a mixture of my favourite crisps since I was a lot like my mum we ate and talked about how sexy the Salvatore brothers were and who to end up with Elena. Oh and kourtney sweety, go get ready we are having our neighbours. I swiftly went to my room to change into white skinny jeans and my pink transparent top with my white sandals after my shower. As I headed downstairs, I bumped into someone and my journey towards hitting the floor began until Damon helped me up just when I asked what he was doing here and if he wasn't some weird stalker. He laughed and informed me about us being neighbours . I didn't miss the fact that his hands were still on my waist when my mum appeared and reminded me to as she says "get your photocopied ass downstairs"
We were going downstairs when Damon said "photocopied ass?" I laughed and promised to explain later.
Dinner went by in a blur and before I knew it, Damon and his family hugged me and my family goodnight and I was on the verge and falling asleep. I wondered what was going through Damons head, that's for sure.
