Exo x Park Minji Drabbles

Hot Slug and Kung Fu Panda

It was one of those days that Minji thinks that it wasn't a good idea that she went to the dorm. Everyone was out except Tao and Baekhyun, great, the bratty and lazy ones. The other members were busy filming for their new dramas or variety shows. As much as she doesn't want to know their schedule so she could be excited and curious like any other fan, but huh, Exo themselves is her insider! Who's the lucky girl.

"Where's Baek?" She asked Tao whose eyes were glued to the tv screen, she just finished organizing their shoes on the hallway. The sounds coming from the television was the only thing that she can hear and for her, it was too quiet. She's used to hear their voices, their footsteps, she's used to the sounds of the doors shutting open and close.

"In the shower or in his room? I didn't notice." Tao muttered, shaking his head while his eyes are still focused on the show that he's watching. Minji sighed; since she's always there that they didn't even see her as a visitor anymore. She could go to the dorm and just have a nap and they won't even mind.

Minji looked at the direction of their bathroom, there's no sound coming from the bathroom so she guesse he's on his room. Maybe she could go inside and bother him? And maybe tease him about doing something risky.

Like, going to the grocery store together to buy ingredients for their supper later.

With careful steps, she went to Baekhyun's room to surprise the idol. She winced when the door produced a creaking sound. But much to her amusement, Baekhyun was sitting in front of the small table just at the corner of the dark room. He was wearing headphones so he didn't hear her.

'Watching porn in the middle of the day?' She wants to snicker out loud when she stood near Baekhyun.

She noticed that he's breathing deeply and slowly, eyes almost teary for looking at the bright screen for a long time. Fingers just slightly grazing on the tent on his shorts.

OKAY THIS IS A VERY PRIVATE AND INTIMATE SIGHT FOR HER BUT HOW CAN SHE LOOK AWAY?! WHO THE FUCK KNOWS SOMEONE TEACH HER HOW.

"What the-- you scared me!" Baekhyun jolted in his seat before putting his shaking hand on his chest.

"In broad daylight, huh?" She teased even though that she's also shocked for getting caught that quickly.

"What? It gross you out?" Baekhyun glared, as much as he doesn't want to be angry at her; his blood pressure just went up. He paused the video and was about to close the media player when Minji grabbed his wrist while also squishing herself beside him (that seat is actually for just one person).

"Nope!'that's actually hot' Let's watch it together! I'm bored too!"

"No, you're too young for this."

"Excuse me, mister. I could direct a porno if i want to. I'll even get awards!"

"Why would you watch an adult film together with a guy?!" Baekhyun hissed again, that shit she's suggesting is so not appropriate.

and, just thinking about her watching porn together with another guy before irks him more.

"Guys. I'll get Tao." She corrected him before rushing to pull Tao inside. That piece of Chingchong is so rude and selfish he keeps on watching chinese shows as if she can understand them.

"Really, hyung?! In broad daylight?!" Tao exclaimed when he was forced inside the room. It's not new to catch Baekhyun watching porn since he watches them as if it was a normal video. But him watching while knowing that there's another person in the dorm beside his co-members, that's new.

When Minji came back, she was chuckling while holding out an extra chair. She put the chair close to Baekhyun's so she can share on the two seats instead.