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-Ford has 6 toes as well as 6 fingers.

-He met his first gnome when he woke up one morning and it was arguing politics with a stuffed bear head above his fireplace.

-Reading about the Bermuda Triangle got him interested in the sci-Fi mystery weirdness.

-He was king of the Finger Dimension until a 7-fingered man came and he lost his rank.

-He wears a turtle neck to cover up a tattoo on the back of his neck.

-He has a tattoo that says: "Hey now, I'm an all star." With a star smiling, giving the thumbs up.

-The suit and Fez that Stan wears is actually Ford's, Filbrick gave it to him thinking that he'd wear it for his wedding, but Ford thought that he'd wear it to accept an award...he didn't.

-He knows 14 languages, 13 of those are alien.

-He called the shapeshifter "Shifty".

-He thought of the Shifty as a pet, and was careful to wear a surgical mask so it wouldn't see his full face. Which is why he wasn't able to shift into Ford when Dipper and Wendy encountered him.

-He assumed that the Palm Reader was fake, and went in to stump her because he'd figured that she'd never seen a 6-fingered man. Boy was he wrong.

-When he shut down the portal, he was so paranoid that he didn't want to go to sleep. He deprived himself with industrial strength coffee and tapping his eyes open. When he finally reached his limits, he passed out in a mattress store parking lot. He took a look at the sign and it said, "Twin Bed Motel" making him think of Stanley and contacting him to take the first journal.

(If you want more, just tell me :) )

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 10, 2016 ⏰

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