Pancakes

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I got bored so i made apncakes and this is how i listed the ingrediants.

1. take 2 unborn chicken fetuses and use a fork the kill it more.

2. measure in 2 cups of the finely grinded wheat substance called flour.

3. add 2 cups of a cows udder liquid

4. add 1/4 cup crushed sugar cane

5. 2 teaspoon of powder for baking

6. 1 teaspoons of soda for baking

7. 1/2 table spoon salt, of the finest

8. mix that sh*t

9. cook. them. It's actually super easy if you're not at idiot

10. MAKE SURE TO GREASE THE PAN

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