Thief!

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So this kid in my neighborhood is a complete jerk. He's mean, and is just dumb. So me and my friends were playing, and the kid walked up and decided he's gonna play with us. Cool. (Not cool) so we're doing stuff with my BOOTIFUL FOAM WEAPONS and I took out. My giant. Foam. Axe.
The kid asked to play with it, so I gave it too him. He also apparently stole my long sword and gave it back. My friends had to leave, and since I don't like the kid, I said I was going in and asked for the axe back. We'll just name the kid...Edagar. Edagar said he wouldn't give up the axe unless we gave him the long sword. This little butt face. I grabbed the long sword and jumped at him. RAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I slashed and stabbed at that jerk and got the axe back. We ran inside....but accidentally left my whip outside. My friend, who we will call Bobby ran outside to grab the whip, but that jerky, cloddy little butt face STOLE THE WHIP!! I got it back, and banned him from the swing forever. Serves that jerk right. Do you guys agree? Comment if u do or don't agreee. Cats out, cya!

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