Her One And Only Regret

The beginning

I'm Michael Harris and this is my life from the day it all started. Wow, I already regret sayig that, get it? Regret? Lol, I'm so funny.

So I was lazily laying on the couch when the house phone rang just as someone knocked on the door. I ran to the phone, turned it off and ran to answer the door.
As I opened the door, the person on the other side just pushes past me and runs up the stairs leaving me confused, I just stand there like 'the f#*@' when he suddenly comes down and gives me a kiss and a letter and runs back out, this time with my laptop and condoms.

Okay, I guess I should have left that last part out... anyway I look down at the letter which was now stuffed half way down my pants and back up at the now empty street.
Maybe that went on for 15 minutes, 'till I finally realize I just got robbed.

I started running after the thief. After searching for him without any luck, I give up and start heading home when I finally spot him running from someone else's home, but this time taking tampons. 'This thief takes the worst things!' I thought to myself.

I wait there hidden when suddenly I feel someone breathing down my neck, 'I've been caught? Right?' I turn around and stand up not expecting what faces me. My 'dead' father. When I say dead I mean that he is supposed to be dead.

'What is going on?' I ask myself, "You have been chosen to save the world." My supposedly dead father says. 'I said that out loud didn't I?' I asked myself...again. My 'dead' father then says, "I can read minds and yes I am your father, I didn't die, or maybe I did " he laughed, " Now come with me." Then he knocked me out.

Oh and to say a little about me is that I'm a 23 year old, happily married, kind hearted woman. well not for long.

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Stick around to find out what happens next, and ur comments will determine her future.
                 -pretty perry