Ti amo: a RomanoXOC fanfiction

Lovino Just Went Viral

One day (because I had absolutely nothing to do with my life) I was on the Internet looking for something to watch, when I came across a picture of... Lovino. I stared at it for a moment. Yeah. It was definetley him, only it was as if he was a cartoon. A hot cartoon. I clicked the play button and started to watch the video. In seconds, I was dying.

"Hey Germany, check it cool!" a character that was identical to Feli greeted a cartoon version of his friend, Ludwig. "This is my big brother, Romano. Isn't he shizzy?"

"I am Germany," Ludwig greeted him. "A pleasure."

"I'm the north of the country, and he's the southern part," Feliciano continued. "Since we've always been gathered seperately, he had to spend more time with our big brother Spain so he's become kind of a d*ck," he turned to Lovino. "Right? Now say hi to my friends!"

"Suck my balls you dumb potato eater," Lovino said to Ludwig, waving his hand and giving the German a bored look. Ludwig gasped, and the next take showed Feli with his arms wrapped around his brother; Lovino struggled against him.

"It's hug time!"

"Would you stop it with your hug therapy allready?!"

Ludwig watched them and sighed. "I'll never understand catholics."

The rest of the video was just as hilarious, and pretty much explained where Lovi's hatred of Ludwig had sprouted. They got into all kinds of arguments. When the video was over, I found myself looking for more.

"Silvia, what is so funny?" Lovino walked in on another fit of laughter. When he saw my computer screen, he panicked. "Why the hell are you watching that?!"

 "Because you're hilarious!" I replied. He pushed me away from the screen. "Why are you getting so worked up over this?"

"Because, stupida," he said, his amber eyes darting across the screen. "You're not supposed to know about this!"

"Why not?" I demanded. "What? You're pissed because I know you're a..." I thought for a moment. How could I describe him? "A... country? No. That doesn't make any sense... does it?"

Lovino pinched the bridge of his nose in exasperation. "Yes, Silvia," he replied. My eyes widened in surprise that he had agreed with me. "Me, Feli... even that dumb potato-eater Ludwig," he scrunched up his nose in disgust at saying the german's name. "We're all... countries."

"Well... that's normal," I replied sarcastically, leaning back in my chair. He raised his eyebrow at me. "What? It's not every day somebody tells you they're a frikkin country!"

"Silvia," Lovino  said. "You're... weird. Just plain weird."

"Why thank you," I replied. "I try, Lovino. I try."

After a moment of awkward silence, he spoke. "Do you know which country we are?" he asked.

"Well," I replied, taking a moment to think. "Because you are Italian... I would say that you're Italy."

"South Italy," he corrected me. "Feliciano is the North."

"Okay..." I continued. "Then Luddy's  Germany, right? Or is he only part of it, too?"

"Luddy?" Lovino asked. I nodded. He sighed. "Ludwig is the western half of Germany. His big brother is the other part."

"Are you guys the only ones like that?" I asked. "Or is every country, like, split in half?"

"As far as I know, we're the only ones," he explained. "But I'm not entirely sure."

"Well, that's helpful, now isn't it?" I looked at my computer longingly. "Can I please have my Inter-web back?"

"Inter-web?"

"What? It's a word!"

"Ugh, fine," Lovi said, abandoning my computer and allowing me to go back on. "Have fun. And don't go telling every one you're living with 'Italy and Romano', ragazza stupida!"

"I wasn't going to, Mom," I repli8ed. he sighed and left me alone. I rubbed my hands together devilishly. "Now, back to work!"

I spent the remainder of my afternoon researching random stuff about Romano, laughing whenever I came across some really good information or some really... interesting fanart.

Ah, I was going to be the end of that boy's life.

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LOL! I'm sorry if I didn't get all of the 'paired countries' or whatever the hell their called... Please leave any more in the comments bELoW.

Ciao! Arivederci!