Day 25: AN AVENGERS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

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It's Christmas wooo! :D

Day 25: AN AVENGERS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

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Clint: it's CHRISTMAAAAASS

Thor: YAAAAAAYYY

Steve: ah, Christmas: a time for family, good cheer and giving

Tony: bah humbug

Nat: lighten up tony

Tony: *mumbles cuss words*

Sam: mhm

Loki: sooo... why r we on dis chat again?

Joker: coz it's Christmas

Bruce: shouldn't we b opening presents?

Harley: exactly... OKAY EVERY1 PREZZIE TIME

Loki: how old r u?

Sam: shaddap *shoves le present @ loki*

Loki: wuteva *makes present appear* *hands present 2 sam*

Steve: Thor, I got u present *passes present 2 thor*

Thor: THANK U CAPTAIN OF AMERICA! HERE IS URS :D *thrusts present in2 Steve's arms*

Harley: MISTAH J! *hands prezzie 2 joker* muahahahaha

Joker: *hands present 2 harley* muahahahaha

Bruce: tonyyyyy *hands prezzie 2 tony*

Tony: meh *chucks present @ bruce*

Bruce: c'mon tony cheer up

Tony: ...meh

Nat: Clint *hands present 2 clint*

Clint: Nat *hands present 2 nat*

Harley: okay on da count of 3, we open dem... 1... 2... 3!

Loki: *rips open* lol it's a double DVD of phantom and love never dies :D

Sam: ROAR *rips open viciously* *whispers* ermahgerd. It's. So. Epic.

Steve: wut is it?

Sam: It. Is. A. Friggin. Necklace. With. A. Real. Emerald. Er. Mah. GERD! *tackles loki in2 hug* THANK U!!!!

Loki: B ) ehehe. Np. Thanx 4 mine aswell!!

Thor: MY TURN :D *rips open* *gasps dramatically*

AAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Bruce: u ok bro?

Thor: STEVE U R MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!! :D

Nat: wut is it?

Thor: A MASSIVE BOX OF POPTARTS!!!! :D

Tony: predictable

Clint: u did well Steve

Steve: i know. Anyway, mah prezzie!! *rips open* -__-

Sam: well? wut is it?

Steve: ... it's the princess sticker dat thor got from the dentist -_______-

Loki: LOL FAIL

Joker: wuteva could it b? *shakes present*

Harley: muahahahaha

Joker: *rips open* ERMAHGERD!!!!! *le poof of smoke comes out box*
*coughs* it was a *cough* smoke bomb

Harley: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!

Joker: very funny. Now open urs

Harley: okay

Joker: muahahahaha

Harley: *rips open* It's- uh oh. EVERY1 TAKE COVAAAA!!!!

Tony: wut da-

Harley: *chucks box out window* *box explodes in mid air* It was a bomb LOL

Bruce: how was dat funny?!

Harley: LOLOLO

Joker: IKR

Tony: mhm. Ma turn *rips open* *mega gasps*

Bruce: hehehe

Tony: SCOTCH!!!! MA BBY!!!!

Nat: u got him scotch?

Bruce: yep

Clint: don't u think he's gonna go just a BIT crazy with it?

Bruce: meh, he'll b fine...

Tony: *pours 4 bottles of scotch in2 mouth @ once*

Bruce: ... he may b experiencing 1 hell of a hangover 2morrow tho

Tony: THANX BRUCY!!

Bruce: np. Mine now *rips open* COOOOOOL!!!!

Thor: wuuut issss ittttttt?

Bruce: ITS LIKE A MEGA IPAD/TABLET

Tony: *cough* that I made *cough*

Bruce: THANK YOOOOO!!

Tony: B )

Clint: okay okay, MAH PRESENT! *rips open* O. My. Life

Loki: and it is... *drumroll*

Clint: THE BOOK SERIES OF DA HUNGER GAMES!!!

Steve: o lord

Clint: LOOK! HERES THE HUNGER GAMES, THEN CATCHING FIRE, THEN MOCKINGJAY!!! *fanboy squeals*

Nat: I'm an epic girlfriend B ) anyways, *rips open* ERMAHGERD ITS AWESUUUUM!!!

Loki: and it is... *drumroll*

Nat: A NEW GUN!!! IT LOOKS SO COOL ERMAHGERD ITS MAH NEW FAV GUN NOW AND ITS LIKE AWESOME!!!

Harley: oookay... R we done?

Tony: YES!

Sam: r u drunk?

Tony: YES!

Bruce: hey guys, Christmas dinner next. C'mon u don't wanna miss it, Fury's cooking it whilst wearing dis hilarious cooking apron on that tony and I got him

Clint: why is it hilarious?

Bruce: coz it says 'KISS THE CHEF' on his butt and he hasn't even realised yet

Sam: we have 2 go

Loki: NOW

Tony: UNICORNS!! :D

Steve: yep, definitely now

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