10 Things I Hate About You

Edward

Edward

I hate how handsome you are. (For an old man)

I hate how you are always in my head. (Mind rapist.)

I hate how you sparkle in the sun. (Sunglasses Warning)

I hate you- you are a leech. (Suck)

I hate how you know my private thoughts. ( Get out of my head!)

I hate how you try to talk me about these thoughts. (Therapist- TheRapist)

I hate how you’re perfect. (Perfection is a sin.)

I hate how you are so happy with her. ( Will I ever be like you?)

I hate how you found your happily ever after. ( Don’t I get a break?)

I hate the fact that you have a kid. (I don’t even know if I can have one!)

I hate how you have an amazing family who supports you, never betrays you, and loves you. (You’re lucky that they ALL support you.)

I hate how they (Wolves)can accept you. (They still see me as the bitter harpy bitch.)

But most of all I hate how you are always right. (Stupid Vampire)

                                                                                                                        Love, Leah