A Dangerous Game (Riren Au)

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The weather felt bone chilling as he pulled his coat around him, preparing for yet another day of school. Levi usually walked 40 minutes to be able to make it to school, but today he was running a tad late and had to do the unthinkable.

"Come on, you have to take me!" Levi whined in annoyance to his brother, Erwin. If I don't make it on time and fail I'll have to become a stripper!

"LOL you're stressed, Because unless you have a gun pointed at my head I really don't have to." Erwin stated simply, brushing him off with a shrug. "Besides if I were to bring you to school what would be in store for me?"

Why god. Why now, I have science fair!

Quickly retracting the gun from the side of his belt, he popped the safety lock before cocking it to his brothers face.

"Listen here Fratello, I would really hate to shoot you however I hate the idea of being late to school the most." He grabbed the keys from his nightstand and forcefully placed it into his older brothers palm. "Hm, come on now, andiamo." Levi retracted his gun before forcefully pushing the blond out the door.
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Erwin just stared in awe, before clearing his throat. They were currently in the schools basement working on this 'science project' for the upcoming fair.

"So.." Erwin cleared his throat. "Your science fair project is meth?"  He began to examine the lab and occasionally slipping his fingers into every crevice. "Isn't this illegal?"

Levi rolled his eyes. Of course he would pussy out. "It's not like I take 'em." Levi said grimly before tugging on his older brothers elbow. "Now get the fuck out Hangi will kill me if you stay."

Erwin looking a bit hurt complied nonetheless. ...He might have taken a few dime bags but that's his business, sí?

Once the lab was finally clear of his brother or any type of dust, Levi began to sort out this weeks earnings.

"21, 22, 23, 24." His eyes lowered in anger. Last month had been more than double the profit, what the fuck were they doing wrong??

Hangi had decided to walk in just as he was going to confront her. Perfect.

"Bitch where's my money?" The short man questioned in his usual monotone voice. "We made less than half.

The scientists eyes glimmered with fear as she began to fidget slightly. "Erm. Just how much did we make heichou?" She questioned with fear laced into her voice.

"24,000." He muttered as he began to lift his hand. Backing away slightly Hangi had to think quickly, anything would be better than to get beat by her superior.

"I'll get your money! Heck I'll get you double. Just please don't hit me." Her voice cracked in utmost fear as she cowered away. "Besides we are only juniors in high school!"

The short man thought for a moment. "Sí, you have 48 hours I want 50,000 euros in my hand by Venedí. I don't care if you have to suck dick or knife a bitch." He picked the quivering woman by her collar and brought her closer to his face. "Andare."
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*Time skip brought to you by Jeager booty*

Hangi began to pace the empty halls of the school. What the fuck am I going to do? Does he think I can simply prostitute myself? We're not in homeland anymore, things will not be as easy.

She began to shake shamelessly. Hangi was known for making the drugs, if Levi figured out she took them..... Tears began to prickle down her face. No I can't let that happen. Levi was only $50,000 short.

Who am I kidding. She thought. He's gonna sell my body.

"Miss are you okay?" A concerned voice broke the lanky women from her thoughts. Looking down she noticed a petite Peter Pan looking boy. Only he had what looked like a birds nest on his head. Perfect.

"No you see I am from Italy—" She paused from a moment trying to figure out the English translation. "—Sí and my boyfriend very mad smoll man. He likes to hurt my skeen." She pointed down to her arm momentarily before continuing. "He say he no like Hangi. And he say I have the shit glasses."

Eren couldn't help but feel her pain. He knew how it felt to be treated badly.

"How can I help."
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The pair had been walking down the dirt road for quite some time. Eren had unknowingly latched himself onto the taller woman's arm as she led them to her 'boyfriend'. The sky grew darker as the smaller boy began to shake in fear, wondering why had he agreed to this in the first place?

"What's the plan again?" Eren asked reluctantly. Shifting his body weight from one foot to the other in an attempt to calm his nerves.

What was this make believe plan again? Hangi question herself. Sí grab the twink and run! But she couldn't exactly tell that to bird nest over here...

"Since tu wanted to know. We will first capture my lover then we will keel him wit spoonz." Hangi dug into her pocket finding a silver spoon.

Silence fell upon them.

"Do you no understand?"

Eren shook his head no before looking down at his toes. Finding his worn out converse to be particularly interesting. "My hair." He looked back up to the woman with fear in his eyes. "M-my hair is not a birds nest."

Hangi was confused, no doubt about it. So Peter Pan here does no have bird nest on his head.

Who woulda known?