Dakota for President
The year is 2036, and a demented man named Dakota Trump is the president of the United States. The people are crazy and there is at least one orphan fight club in every state. Immigrants are going to be put on uboats to fight our wars in iraq. A man named Bill is at the front of the white house and is on his knees and crying while Dakota is pressing a katana against his neck. He was saying " if you're not with me you're against me".With a hard chop he cut Bills bald head clean off. Blood splattered all over the pavement and drenched Dakota's black suit and his white dress shirt matched his tie. A malicious smile appeared on Dakota's face while he laughed Psychotically. A teen named Rico turned the television off and he thought "I'm sick of Dakota trump murdering people on live t.v".Rico saw cop car lights outside of his window so he dashed down the stairs into the basement. In the basement there was a couch a few weapons and a small fridge. Rico's mother and father were resting on the couch "the police are getting more suspicious about us living here" Rico's father said as he looked at him with tears in his eyes. "I've lost my family once and I'm not loosing them a second time because of the pigs". The police sirens grew louder and then Rico's father turned off the light and told him and his wife to be quite. One hour passed and the sirens stopped Rico let out a big sighed. As soon as Rico sighed the basement door broke open and it sounded like an explosion went off. The police officer grabbed Rico's mother by the arm and cuffed her and said "you are under arrest and are now part of the immigration war party if you try and struggle you will be shot". Rico's father took one of the rifles by the couch and shot the officer that grabbed his wife. Rico was cuffed and tackled and landed face first into the ground and it tasted like dirt and iron. As soon as the officer was shots another one came down the stairs and shot Rico's father, his cold and lifeless body hit the ground with a thud. Rico witnessed his father's death when he lifted his head up and saw the motionless expression on his face and Rico started to ball as if he was a newborn baby. His mother didn't cry at all not even a single tear left her eye, she just stood there staring at the body. The two officers left the third officer and Rico's father on the floor. Rico and his mother were put on a prison bus and set off to a marine base South Carolina. BAM BAM the sound of knuckles against the flesh of a person, Jacob Brooksted is an orphan That lived a life of crime in Ohio and was put in a orphanage with a broken spirit. Dakota Trump offered him a deal that if he could rise to the top he could be free. jacob flipped the other orphan on his back and put him in a headlock and snapped his neck. After the fight was over Jacob walked out of the caged arena and head to the medical wing of the orphanage. There was a nurse standing in the office and was checking up on a wounded fighter. Jacob noticed a stinging pain in his wrist and was going to get it checked out. the nurse said i'm sorry Sam but you cannot continue to fight due to the fracture in your arm. she took a revolver out the drawer and shot sam point blank in the head. BAM the table was covered in blood and the two other nurses took him out of the room to be disposed of. Jacob stood still for a second and turned around and he thought " dang it if i'm going to continue to use my right hand i'll surely break it and end up like sam. He walked upstairs and went to the cell room and thought of a plan to escape, he went to his cell and ripped open his bed and grabbed a file that was inside. He started to file the cell windows. two weeks later jacob finally broke the cell bars and escaped through the window and ran as fast as he could to the nearest neighborhood. Jacob found a house with a broken door and yellow police tape that say cross and you die. He walked down the stairs and found the body of some dead mexican and a cop so he took the gun off the dead cop and went upstairs into a room that belonged to a teenager inside was a few drawers a tv and a nice queen size bed. Everything else looked to be broken or missing so he grabbed a red shirt, blue pants and shoes. He walked to the bathroom so he could change and noticed a shower so he took one. After the shower he wrapped a towel around his waist and walked to the mirror he noticed he would be spotted with his long black hair. After he cut it he put on the stolen clothes and walked out the door. Dakota Trump was eating a bowl of chocolate peanuts while an assassin named raine walked into the room. Dakota asked the assassin " I have a prized fighter on the loose, bring him back dead or alive I don't care". He started to give raine details on what he looks like "skinny,white,blue eyes and black hair, come back with him or don't come back at all,With a blank stare raine said" consider it done. Jacob walked to a store so he could pick up some food, as he was going up to the door police cars were everywhere. It looked as if there was more cop cars then civilian cars. Jacob crouched by a minivan and noticed the cops were looking for him. Jacob looked around to see if there were any escape routes but he didn't see any. Jacob
noticed a Ford Mustang gt parked right behind the minivan. Jacob looked up once more to see if the cops had moved or not, Jacob slowly walked slowly over to it and pulled out two paper clips from his pockets and started to pick the lock. As Jacob opened the door he relied a cop car was patrolling the parking lot. Jacob got in the car and started to hot wire it. He then remembered the first car he tried to steal, it was not really a car but a armoured car carrying money. Jacob and his friend Sam planned a heist to rob the armored car to set them up for life but it didn't go too well and Jacob and Sam went to court to be punished for their crime. The judge was old and tired and spoke softly and said"on any other circumstances you would be facing a life sentence but Dakota Trump is going to decided for you personally". Dakota Trump walked up to the microphone and saw the two boys in cuffs and ripped clothes. He said " I am willing to give you a second chance but you have to fight in the orphan fight clubs until you reach the top then you're free". Jacob wasn't to sure about this plan but it sure beats the life sentence and they both said yes. Jacob and Sam were trained how to fight like a boxer and a wrestler for four years. They were worked hard each day for eight hours a day until it was time to fight.Jacob drove the mustang out of the parking lot of the store as police cars were on his tail. He heard gunshots coming from behind him and he tried to flank them. He managed to escape them by drive through a parade honoring President Dakota, the banners said "Worship me or die slowly".The prison bus stopped at a military base and all of the immigrants walked out of the bus including Rico. One immigrant was accompanied by two officers each and were brought to the armory and was given a shot containing a virus that would infect the meat of the host. If the host acted violently to any of the officers they would implode and would look like a bloody raisin. The virus was named Shriveled Mexican and was made by Dakota Trump and was by far the worst virus you can get.Rico felt his veins throbbing with the virus as he walked to the weapon rack. Rico picked a assault rifle and a pistol of the rack and he picked up his attire and went to change. When he walked out of the room and noticed what was on the military suit. It was a big target on his chest made out of pig blood and Rico said " I am literally a walking,talking breathing target for trumps sick amusement". "His plan isn't just to make us fight for him, his plan is to kill as much of us as he can" Rico said with a surprised. When Rico was about to tell the others two guards jumped him and started to beat the tar out of him "Bam Crak Bam" the sound of Rico being beaten half to death. When Rico woke up he was on the uboat and the floor was covered in blood. He felt the blood and realized it was his own and he said "this whole this is a trap". A older man that was sitting on his bunk told him" we all know, it's not rocket science realizing that these targets on our chest mean that we are bait. Rico was scared out of his mind,he never fought in a war let alone shoot a gun. Rico was a pacifist and never fought in his life, he was in a school that was very strict on the no violence rule. Suddenly Rico heard an explosion out of the uboat "what was that" said Rico with a tremble in his voice "we're here" said the old man. Rico opened the hatch door on the uboat and it sounded like sandpaper rubbing together. Rico saw something that no kid should see, there was a whole beach full of dead bodies riddled of bullets and a base marked in purple with soldiers armed and ready to shoot. Rico pulled out his machine gun that was covered in blood from his back and started to fire. The first shot went straight through one of the armed soldiers through. The soldier hit the ground with a tremendous thud as he started to gag on his blood vigorously. The second soldier pulled out a rocket launcher and shot the uboat and it broke apart like tinfoil. When Rico came two he felt the water risking in the uboat, and Rico grabbed a old scuba mask and tank and went through the opening.when Rico surfaced all he saw was exploded bases and half sunken uboats. Rico gasped for air as he swam towards the shore and he smacked his head against the hard sandy beach. The ground wasn't just wet with water, but was soaked with blood. Rico slowly limped across the beach to see if he could find any sort of boat that he could take to go back home. WHAM with a big bludgeoning hit Rico was knocked out. When Rico awoken he was tied up by rope and hung from the ceiling. A small man about 3 feet tall and was covered with scars head to toe with a partially ripped off face was sitting across the room on a chest. The small man was eating the solider that was shot in the neck by him. The small man started to rip chunks and chunks of flesh from the dead man's neck as blood poured out as if it was a fountain. All around the room it was littered with dead corpses and bones with a bit of meat on it. Rico looked around the room and only saw painting made from blood and feces drawn all over the walls. Rico said to the man " why did you kill me like the others?". The small man said "Bread only wants to eat, bread doesn't want to eat small child". Rico asked I'm a scared voice"what is this place" Bread replied in a high pitched scratched voice " you are in Breads cave hidden in under the base" as he broke an arm in half and drank the blood. Rico told him "that's gross why do you eat raw human flesh" Bread dropped the broken arm that was oozing blood and walked over to him with a bone knife tensely gripped in his hand.Bread said " ten long years it has been since Bread had normal food" as he raised his blade. Rico closed his eyes as if he was prepared for the worse and with a quick slice Bread cut the rope. Rico look surprised "why did you let me go, you could have easily butchered me as if I was a pig". Bread said " Bread likes you because you don't make fun of Bread and call him monster". Bread led Rico out of the cave and showed him towards the boats. Bread said " this is Breads gift to you for not trying to escape" as he was eating fingers off a hand. Blood dripped down his face as spoke to Rico. Rico said "thanks a million Bread as he started to walk towards the boat". "oh and one more thing why are you called Bread" Rico said in a curious tone in his voice. Bread replied " people eat Bread so Bread eats people" Rico hopped onto the boat and set off to the into the distance back to America with pride in his chest. As Rico left Bread pulled out a phone from his pocket and called Dakota Trump. Bread said "only skinny boy left from war". "What" Trump said with fury in his voice "if he makes it back he will tell everyone and they will start a rebellion" Trump said as he closed his fist. Trump clenched his phone so hard that blood started to trickle down his hand. With an angry screech Trump yelled "I DENY THE TRUTH" with a cigar in his mouth. As he said that Rico's mother was brought into the room with blood shut eyes. Dakota Trump said "tell me where your little brat is or I'm going to kill you". Rico's mother said "I'd rather burn than tell you anything about my baby boy. Dakota Trump said "so be it" as he poured lighter fluid all over her body and with a grin on his voice he said "if you will not talk you'll scream". Trump pulled the cigar from his mouth and threw it at her and she burned as if she was a forest fire. She screamed as if she was an angry child while she was becoming the next Freddy Krueger. After an hour her body was nothing but a burned piece of rubber, her face was peeled away by Trump with a joyful grin on his face. When Jacob woke up he was in a in an alley and he slowly stood up. Jacob walked towards the front of the alley and peered at the edge of the building. Jacob looked around and saw that the town was a ghost town. A blimp appeared in the air and it was huge, the blimp was the size of a skyscraper and in big bold letters in blood read "Trump's biggest celebration ever at Miami,California and one person will receive a reward that you cannot imagine in fourteen days". Jacob thought "I could win my freedom and even more if I win". And with a smile on his face he got in his car and drove off towards California. (Ten day later) Rico finally arrived to California and he was hungrier than ever before. When he reached the beach he crawled out of the boat and crawled to a car and blacked out. When he came two he saw a skinny kid with black hair handing him a object covered with tinfoil "here I think you need it more than me" as he gave him the burger. Rico was so happy he started to cry as he at the burger. The kid said " hi I'm Jacob and you are" Rico replied "Rico" with chunks of food spewing out of his mouth. Jacob asked him "so what's your story Rico" Rico said "the story". "Wow" said Jacob "that's almost as bad as mine" Rico replied with "well then what your story". Jacob told him his story and with a blank stare Rico said "I'm sorry for the loss of your comrade Sam". Jacob said "it's fine, Sam was always a stick in the mud anyways".As both of them walked down the street they passed through a village and the only inhabitants where children. The houses where bright shades of baby blue, daisy yellow and had a white picket fence. Then all of the kids walked outside with 1950's stylist dress clothes. They started to sing and dance with no care in the world. "Everything was peachy, too peachy" Rico thought with a cringing look on his face. One of the children pulled out a handgun and shot himself In the head. Blood and bits of brain littered the sidewalk and he had a blank smile on his face. The children turned around and just watched with a smile, the child in front said "wanna see a magic trick" and he put a pencil up his nose. with a hard punched he shoved the pencil right through his nose and out of his forehead. Blood squirted vigorously out of his forehead as if he was a water balloon. Jacob and Rico quickly dashed inside a blue house as chaos happened outside. Jacob peared out of a window and witnessed a true horror. Rico looked up from the window and saw a little boy walkover to a barrel full of water and drown himself-another kid took a broken Vase and started to binge eat it while blood sprinkled out of his mouth. As Rico and Jacob started to slowly crawl away Rico noticed that all the cupboard are opened and filled with depression drugs by Dakota Trump. As Rico and Jacob exited the house a wooly mammoth was running in and out of houses and trampling the children. Then suddenly the mammoth broke through the church and impaled the child pope and blood dripped out of the pope's mouth as if he was a shower. The church was fairly small and could only hold about fifty to one hundred children. The mammoth repeatedly smashed the impaled little pope side to side staining the walls and leavening bits of the child with it. Jacob and Rico dashed to the side of the church and broke the window of a small yellow slug bug and got in. Luckily the keys were in the ignition so there was no reason to break the glass anyways Jacob said In the passenger seat of the car. "One hour later" Jacob and Rico finally made it to the parade with time to spare. The parade was huge with thousands and thousands of people were wearing shirts that say "Dakota is done" while people booed at him with anger built up inside them. Dakota Trump was in the middle being carried in a throne of human bones with a crown made of human fingers. Dakota didn't yell or frown or even flinch, he just sat there and just waved. Then all of the sudden bombs went off countless bodies flew everywhere and orphans and immigrants rode in on bears with lime green war paint in their faces and bodies. The orphan in front rode a white bear that was bigger than any other said "my name is Preston lord of the rebellion of orphans and immigrants alike and you must die Dakota Trump". Dakota Trump had the exact opposite reaction they were hoping for and Dakota Trump just sat there laughing as if he was a school boy snickering over a fart joke. Dakota said " this is your supposedly huge army to defeat me" he said with a look of dissatisfaction stained on his face. Preston said "well it seems we have more troops and so you are clearly outnumbered". Then with a thunderous roar jets flew over with blood marking across the wings and midget with chainsaws on fire popped out of the sewer grates popped out of the ground. "Ha that's it" Preston said with a smirk across his face "this shall be easy". Dakota said with a face of happiness "not quite" as he said that Bread rode out from behind a building with a albino Mammoth with blood shut eyes that revealed black eyes with read pupils. Dakota Trumps throne quickly turned into a twelve foot Mech with knifes for fingers as he Said "bring it on you unloved sack of meat" and with with a hard leap he lunged out and sliced an orphan in half with blood spilled all over the bear. "Attack"Preston said with a mighty roar and the battle begun. Rico and Jacob drove in and ran over a few dozen midgets then flipped over the slug bug tripping the mammoth killing a whole lot of midgets and turning them into a four course meal of bloody pancakes. When the war was over only a few people were left,
Dakota was untouched while Rico was missing his left arm when he flipping the car and Jacob was missing his right eye from a shard of glass from the broken window. Preston was covered in blood as he walked over and picked up a spear from his fallen comrade. Dakota got out of his mech and said " I deny the truth" with a look of anger in his eyes. Corpses of midgets, orphans and immigrants Littered the ground with a gooey mashed up chuckles filling the gaps from corps to corps. As Preston walked towards Dakota it sounded as if he was walking through mud but instead of mud it was his comrades he used to play tag or hide in go seek with. Tears swelled up preston's eyes as he slowly trudged through the mutated corpses he once called friends. Dakota just stood by his mech with a smile on his face with both hands between his back. When Preston lifted his spear drenched in blood Dakota took one of his hands from his back revealing a revolver and shot Preston in the heart. Preston fell with a hard thud onto the ground just feet by Dakota. Dakota said " I have one more surprise for you Jacob" and as he said that Sam ran out from the back of the mech with the words "Atomic orphan" tattooed onto his chest. Dakota said "finish these two" and Sam just stood there puzzled. Dakota repeated what he said and added "what's wrong with you". Sam looked at Dakota with a fierce look in his eyes and grabbed Dakota and ripped him in half as if he was a failed test paper. Sam walked over slowly to Jacob and gave him a big hug "I thought I lost you for good" Jacob said with blood trickling down his face." Ten years later" Sam,Jacob and Rico went there separate ways. Rico started his own business that is starting to chip away the expenses from Dakota Trump. Sam became a lawyer in Ohio. And Jacob settled down with a girl and started a family. "Ding Dong" the sound of the doorbell ringing as Jacob walked toward the door "It's probably The sales women again bugging me about when the house is going to sell" he said as he opened the door. When Jacob opened the door Dakota Trump stood there with a handgun in his hand " why hello again" said Dakota "Bam".
