Have you tried out the story generator for Wattpad's 10th birthday? The link's at wattpad.com/birthday.
This is for everyone in/reading SquadGoals. You've all stuck by me, whether you've known I've existed for a month or for a year. Happy tenth birthday Wattpad!
Without further ado, here's what I got from the generator. Enjoy!
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The air is dangerous as you step up to the front doors of the Wattpad HQ. You're still a little bit nervous, so you dig into your pocket to look at the invitation one more time.
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It reads in dark purple, Arial font:
You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by Gavin Wilson TheOrangutan (Wattpad HQ Celebrity)* to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, diving and pizza will be plentiful. We do hope to see your humourous face there. November 22nd, 2016 at dawn. Please dress in your best leather jacket and don't forget your book for the present swap!
You take a deep breath and are about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a bump.
You're surprised to see Harry Styles standing there in the flesh, all deep and dark.** You're not sure if you have the courage to talk to them right now, so you scurry inside like a panda and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over cake.
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Once inside, the party takes your breath away. Everyone is already throwing wildly on the dancefloor.
Aju Nice*** plays loudly from the speakers and you can't help but do the dab. You had always shipped Black Widow and Hawkeye so you're not entirely surprised to see them living together in the corner. Jennifer L. Armentrout and @hessiankills**** are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several Wattpaders are gushing over the latest update of #SquadGoals: Wattpad Edition on their phones.
The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like Hogwarts on Earth in the middle of Wattpad's 10th Birthday and you can't imagine anything better.
"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," you say with a smile, "Here's to another 10 years!"
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*Gavin Wilson (TheOrangutan) works at Wattpad HQ. The generator told me to pick a celebrity and I was like: Hmm, Gavin shall work nicely here. I wonder if I can rig it to make him an orangutan...
**When it says Harry Styles is standing there, I realized that the generator really worked out in my favour because there's actually a life-sized cardboard cutout of Harry Styles at Wattpad HQ. The picture below that is of kristimcm sitting on the hammock at Wattpad HQ while Harry Styles and the rest stare down at her at the Toronto Wattpad Crew's tour of HQ (it was super cool).
***Aju Nice is a song by the Kpop group Seventeen, also my favourite song at the moment. Can't understand a word of it, but still manage to love it either way.
****HessianKills is my favourite author. She's NOT a part of SquadGoals. I <3 her books.
