A star wars story: Luke and Leia's accidental incest Adventures

The question

The millennium falcon was flying around while been chased by a Star Destroyer. Chewbacca ran out of the cock pit to try and fix the warp speed so they wouldn't die. Han, Luke and Leia were in the cock pit while R2D2 and C3PO were trying to keep the ship in tacked. "Hurry up ya ball of fur" Han shouted to Chewbacca from which he got a typical wookie moan as a response. Chewbacca shoved two wires into each other. This seemed to cause a humming sound that started to go louder. Han herd this sound among the chaos and said, "That's the one Chewie, now get back in here." Everyone started to sit down and buckle up. Chewie came in and sat down. Han pulled a lever to activate warp speed. The stares seemed to blur and started to zoom past them.

They had made it out of the wrath of the Empire to a safe star system. They landed on the surface of the populated moon of Romas. As they got off they saw a village of people surrounding them with pitch forks and other pitiful weapons. The villagers stared at them with their purple eyes. Low whispers came from the crowd until one finally spoke up. "What are you doing here? Are you apart of the Empire?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!" Han spoke up. "Woah, we are not apart of the Empire, we only want shelter until we can repair our ship." The crowd broke into a conversation until they pushed forward a man. He was clearly an outsider, judging by his clothes, hair and voice. He looked the four of them, turned to the villagers and said, "These are the people who saved the galaxy from the Death Star. Without them, the whole galaxy would have become under the Empires control." Everyone gasped and started chatting loudly. A man in a purple robe and red shoes walked forwards to Han and talked to him. "We will give you a motel room each where you can rest and stay there until you can leave." He shook hands with Han, Luke and Leia as they thanked him. "I'm the king so if you need anything come and see me." said the man. He waved to a man in the crowd to come forward. The man ran out of the crowd and took them to his motel. He got everyone in their rooms with a comfy bed for the night.

Luke walked back and forwards in his motel room, thinking of asking Leia out. He got to the door, put his hand on the knob. He thought about what he was going to do. He eventually bung himself to open his door and walk outside. He turned to face Leia's door. He knocked on it and herd a voice that said, "Just a minute." He waited there until the door opened. Leia was standing there. "Oh Luke, come in." Leia said, turning to let him in. Sweating, Luke came in. Leia closed the door, turned to Luke and waited for him to say something. Luke was nerves but was still able to say what he came to say. "Leia, I like you and, well... I wonna be your boyfriend. Will you go out with me?" Leia stared at his and after what felt like forever to Luke, she jumped at him and kissed him. They kissed again, smiled at each other and started taking off their clothes...