A Birthday To Remember - Famoux Edition

Wattpad 10 - Famoux Edition

If you weren't aware yet, Wattpad is celebrating it's TENTH BIRTHDAY this month!!

TEN WHOLE YEARS. AN ENTIRE DECADE.

I don't know about you, but hearing that news made me realize that Wattpad has been around inspiring readers and changing lives for much longer than I even really knew. I mean, ten years ago I was nine years old. That is absolutely CRAZY to me, considering how I wouldn't post anything on this site until I was seventeen! How old were you when Wattpad started?

To celebrate this beautiful website's 10th, Wattpad released a little link (wattpad.com/birthday) that generates a story based on a few words of you choice. For my story, I made most all of my words somewhat Famoux related or generally related to my Wattpad experience, and the results were hilarious.

I hope you enjoy. The inputted words are in bold:

The air is famoux as you step up to the front doors of the metropolix. You're still a little bit nervous, so you dig into your pocket to look at the invitation one more time.

It reads in maroon, hoefler text (added note: this is the font I use in my Famoux document) font:

You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by CHAPTER STONES to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, writing and popcorn will be plentiful. We do hope to see your concerning face there. November 22nd, 2016 at dusk. Please dress in your best coat and don't forget your cup of coffee for the present swap!

You take a deep breath and are about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a BAM.

You're surprised to see Emeray Essence standing there in the flesh, all classix and fantastix . You're not sure if you have the courage to talk to them right now, so you scurry inside like a cat and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over oatmeal.

Once inside, the party takes your breath away. Everyone is already waving wildly on the dance floor.

Bad Together plays loudly from the speakers and you can't help but do the whip. You had always shipped Kaytee McKarrington and Cartney Kirk so you're not entirely surprised to see them acting together in the corner. F. Scott Fitzgerald and Elle Rose are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several directoners (The Famoux doesn't have a fanbase name so I threw in the first one I could think of) are gushing over the latest update of The Famoux on their phones.

The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like Delicatum on Earth in the middle of WATTPAD'S BIRTHDAY and you can't imagine anything better.

"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," you say with a smile, "Here's to another 10 years!"