Kip is excited about Thanksgiving.
He is planning on eating the turkey.
And his family.
What.
The next day was Thanksgiving. He crawled out of bed. Literally. Kip broke his anus and legs the day before.
He ate the turkey.
And his family. Yum.
The police showed up. Kip grabbed his switch blade and stabbed himself 497584570dog9568 times. The police took Kip into custody. As they were driving to court, Kip hopped out of the car because he saw the Clown University of Objectives. He strapped C4 to his chest and killed 15 clowns. And himself.
Kip is excited about Thanksgiving.
