Ghetto babysitting

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Girl=watermelondrea
Kid=jj

Jj-mom
Watermelondrea-1 I ain't ya mama and 2 tf u want now
Jj-I can't fall asleep
Watermelondrea-nigga that ain't my problem
Jj-can u tell me a bed time storyy
Watermelondrea-NIGGA No do I look like mother duck to u
Jj-it's mother goose
Watermelondrea-it's motherfucka shut the hell up
Jj-whatever it's cool don't tell me a bed time story *folds arms*
Watermelondrea-thank u goodnight
Jj-ill make sure mother hears about this
Watermelondrea-nigga so what
Jj-u probably won't get paid
Watermelondrea-*sings* rock a bye baby on the tree top (gco)
Jj-I don't like that one
Watermelondrea-hush little fat bitch don't u cry mama gone buy u a Pumpkin pie
Jj-those aren't the lyrics
Watermelondrea-NIGGA TF U WANT FROM ME
Jj-y don't u try a Christmas carol
Watermelondrea-silent fight holy fight beat that ass knock out yo light keep talkin that nasty ass shit bitch guarantee u will get hit
Jj-drown
Watermelondrea-deck the hall with bounds of pussy shalalala (gco)
Jj-drown
Watermelondrea-dashin through the skank with a one horsopen dick eww her pussy stank smellin like a fish stick cough cough cough
Jj-drown
Watermelondrea-joy to the hoes she fucked my man that's y he got herpes that's what she get for talkin shit that bitch ain't got shit on me that's y she got a STD she need to clean her stank pussy
Jj-*real deep voice**and is angry* THATS ENOUGH!!! tell me a bed time stort
Watermelondrea-it was the night before Christmas and all lil Timmy put in his Christmas list was to spend Christmas with his mama cuz his mama *starts to fake cry* went into cardiac arrest after Suckin too many dicks cuz his mama was a hoe so the doctor told lil Timmy on Christmas Day that she was gone live so lil Timmy cried he he cried with joy cuz he was so happy that his mama His stank pussy ass busted ass mama was gone live *still fake crying*
Jj-*starting to cry*
Watermelondrea-*stops fake crying* but the diagnose was wrong and she died the next day
Jj-*stops crying and has a straight face like this😑* tell me another one
Watermelondrea-GOODNIGHT!*slams door*


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