Mochi x Food dish

CHAPTER 1? MOCHI IS A COCKATIEL IN LOVE WITH HIS FOOD DISH.

       After I have moved in to this strange facility I can't stop looking at her, food dish. I love her so much, she is just always there, waiting for me to hump her. "Gahh~" is what she said everytime. Every night/everyday I can't go away from her, she has so many delicous seeds that need to be fertilized I just can't resist her. She never leaves me, unless if I eat all of her sweet seeds and her salty pellets, then mother takes her away, and gives her back. The sweet smell of her seeds make me drool, as I eat them, and lick every angle of the seed, Mmmm. Nutrition mother says, I say love. I guess I am in love with nutrition. Wait no, I am in love with food dish. Then, I go over to water dish, I poop in her Alot, but shhh don't tell food dish. Mom doesn't like that I am having an affair with food dish and water dish. But food dish lasts longer than water dish. Normally when I make love with water dish, everything gets sticky and wet. I hate it. But the love is still good. Mmmm the water, she has. Mom tells me I should stop going in water dish 'cause I could get sick. But I don't care how cold water dish is I go in her anyways. SPPPLSSSHHH, is the noise she makes everytime I go in. SPPPLSSSHHH. I hate my toy, when I hit her, she hits back and jingles. Its rude and insulting, but I still cuddle her. When I go near food dish, oh boy, my feathers ruffle and a deep chill goes down my spine, she turns me on, HAAHHHH~ I start humping her. "Gahh~ Push harder mochi~" she says. HAAHHHH~ HAHHH ~ I hump her more and lick her seeds. I shiver deeply but we keep loving each other. One time food dish called me daddy, that was awkward. But I kept going,  "Gahh~" she says. During a full moon me and food dish love really hard. I stroke her seeds with my wing, she tells me she is ready then we start. HAAHHHH~ HAAHHHH~ My feathers ruffle, I continue, white stuff leaks out of me, HAHHH~ HAHHH~. "Push harder Gahh~!" She always says. One day, I screwed her so hard, that one side of her body got worn down. White stuff drips out of my body, I rub it all over food dish's seeds, and love her harder. Then aunt stops me. What do I do now?