Dear diary,
Diary is a boring name, so I'm going to start calling you Luciel the Second. Sadly, you're not my first Luciel. The first one was the mouse I killed about a week ago!
Today was pretty uneventful. The humans were lazy and stayed inside all day, so I didn't get to run around in the house much. All I did was sleep behind the couch so the dog couldn't reach me. It's basically my own secret base. I don't see why MY owner(do you hear that, dog? Not yours. MINE) decided to get such an annoying creature when she had such a wonderful cat like me to accompany her, but whatever.
Whenever it started getting dark some strange people who seemed kind of familiar came over, but I didn't give a crap about them. I just hid where no one would see me. Parties with large amount of humans aren't exactly my thing. Who needs other humans when you have your amazing owner, anyway?
Speaking of Owner, I tried sneaking past the dog to get into her room. I slowly crept by her so he wouldn't see me, and it worked! That dumb dog wouldn't see me if I was right in front of him, anyway!
When I went in there it reeked of dog, because he gets to sleep in there with her. I'm so jealous of him; I miss sleeping in my owner's bed! Then, I noticed that the room looked a little different. Owner had a strange string that kind of reminded me of wire on the ground, and it had a little ball-looking thingy at the end. It was really fun to play with, but then Owner took it away from me.
After she left to put it up, I followed her back into her room to find something else that will entertain me. That's when I noticed a thin, metal stick with a bright orange flat ending on it. If my memory serves me right, it's the tool humans use to kill the spiders that get into the house because I'm too lazy to kill them.
I started poking and chewing on it, but then Owner took it away. Then she called me nasty and it made me super angry! She gave me chicken after that though, so it's okay I guess.
Now owner is about to go to bed, so it's time for me to start running around the house so she won't ignore me. Goodnight!
Sincerely,
💖The Magnificent Mochi💖
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The Diary of a Cat
HumorImagine what it would be like if your cat could write their thoughts down. This is basically what this book is about. It's inspired by my own cat, Mittens.
