"Zayn you made sure to call Harry and Ron right?" I ask him as we're walking through the aisles of the Halloween store. "Yes babe, they're going to be here soon." I nod in his direction before turning my attention to the shark hat in front of me. Now this is sick!
He reaches his hand forward and tries on a wizard's hat, "How do I look? Did I cast a spell on ya?" he chuckles as he looks at himself in the mirror.
"No but I could cast a spell on you and turn you into a worm." A British voice from afar calls out. We both looked back and saw Harry, Ron, and Niall walking towards us. "Then we can dangle him from my pet bird's cage and watch as he begs for mercy." Niall adds, quite wickedly.
Zayn furrows his eyebrows, giving Niall a cold stare. Niall smiles back, "That's what you get for leaving us." he adds. I walk over to the three boys and give them each a hug and a peck on the cheek. Zayn gives only silence and a few nods to acknowledge their presence.
"Nice hat, reminds me of McGonagall. How I miss that old witch." Harry sighs, reminiscing about the good ole days in Hogwarts. "I'm glad she's dead," Ron said. "She gave me detention almost every bloody week. The old hag had it out for me since the first day when we drove my dad's old car into the ancient willow tree."
"Ron that's because you went ahead and listened to Fred and George. They got you to plant a dark cloud with the dark lord's face on it. Hell I would've given you detention for two months straight." Harry looked at his long term best friend and shook his head in disappointment.
"Nothing bad ever came from it." Ron added, trying to make a terrorist attack look like a horrible prank. That's when Harry whips out his wand and aims it at Ron, catching him off guard. "There were a bunch of death eaters who came flying around the castle and caught part of the west wing on fire. So what you did caused quite a massive commotion. You're lucky McGonagall didn't expel you from the school first." With a swift swipe at the wand Ron's mouth had been sewn shut.
Niall laughs a bit, "Could you maybe aim that at Lou when he gets here. He never shuts up and is always talking about his girlfriend Davina." He attempts to poke the sewn mouth until Ron high fives him in the face.
"Yo Irish fucker aren't you the one who is fucking my bestie Mellisa?" His face turns a pale pink. "I'm not fucking her. I'm making passionate love to her. Don't twist my words around Destiney. Remember last time you told Mellisa that I was always sleeping around." Oh yeah. Oops!
"I only forgot to tell her that I meant to say you were literally sleeping around the house. Oops." With another swift move Niall takes the wand from Harry and aims it at me. "Do your worst Horan." I speak up.
"Enough! Niall the wand!" Niall hesitates before returning his wand back. "Destiney, quit fucking with Niall or else I will tell Mellisa that you were fucking with Niall literally, and you know she doesn't take well to people messing with her man."
"Fuck you Potter!" I scowl while flipping him off.
"No sorry that's Ginny's job." He grins widely, before whispering a few words and un-sews Ron's mouth.
"Now, onward to the festival of Hallow's eve." Ron says. "Just say Halloween party like a normal person." I say with annoyance in my tone. "Niall text my bitch and tell her to meet us at the haunted house."
"What, she's my bitch." He adds. "Awe, that cute. You think she's the bitch in the relationship. Honey you are wrong in more ways than one." Niall furrows his brows in confusion before nodding in agreement.
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