Professor Snow and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

"Oh hi Harry." Dean said as Harry slided down next to him. "Hi Dean how was your holidays?" "Oh it was good oh hey listen apparently there's  new professor." "Really?" Harry asked shocked. "But that's not possible." Hermoine said, "I mean we have a defence against the dark arts teacher. and we have a new Transfiguration teacher. What other spot would there be?" "Shh..." Ginny said. 

Professor McGonagoll got up and silenced the great hall. "Welcome back to another year at Higwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which I assure you is a very safe place." 

"Oh yes very safe. Um... Lets see we had a Basalisk attack, Sirius Black was then guilty," Ron started. "Cedric Diggory was murdered." Luna Lovegood added. Everyone in the Great Hall murmured in agreement. "Um... Oh yes Deatheaters came to our school." Seamus continued on. "Oh And the Battle of Hogwarts!" Ernie McMillan finished. "So obviously Hogwarts is the safest place ever. You will Never get hurt." Ginny concluded. Everyone laughed even the professors except for Professor Mcgonagoll who was red in the face. "ENOUGH! So let's start with the sorting ceremony."

(109 sorted students later)

"Now as you know we have two new teachers. Our new defence against the darks arts teacher will be... Umm... I'm sorry how do you say your name? Smurpoosh? Smerplosh?"

The man wearing fashionable muggle clothing got up furious. "It's Smarapelosh you mean old witch!" then he ran off crying and everyone laughed. "Yes, yes um... And the Ministry of Magic has thought that we would add a new subject." there were whispers in the Great Hall. New subject? Since when did this happen? "This subject will be compulsory and be taken by 6th years and up. It will be called How to run your own country or simply H.2.R.UR.O.C or how to run your government. And our new member of staff will be Coriolanua Snow or simply Proffesor Snow." The man Professor Snow got up and waved. 

"Hey Look Everyone Santa Clause has come to Hogwarts early!" Malfoy yelled. The Great Hall was filled with loud laughter coming from everyone students, teachers, ghosts, even filch was laughing. Proffesor McGonagoll tried to quiet them down but to no avail. She cast a muffliato charm but a strong laughter always broke that charm.

(Third Day of Hogwarts)

"Oh look we have Santa Claus with all the houses today." Ron said happily. Suddenly Nearly Headless Nick floated over to them "Harry, Ron, Hermoine house meeting now with Slytherin." They followed Nick to the south end of the castle. "Meet Zabini and Malfoy down at the lake and they'll tell you what to do." the trio were confused. Why would the Slytherins. Much less Malfoy want to meet up with them? They went down to the lake where most of the 7th year Slytherins and Gryffindors were busily working on something in large groups. "Oh the golden trio are here. Right you lot. For our first ever lesson with Santa we are going to humiliate him. Granger I want you to wait over there at the tree with those group of Ravenclaws-" "What?" Malfoy put his clipboard down and tapped his foot impatiently. "Granger are you deaf go wait with those Ravenclaws and they'll explain everything to you." Malfoy lifted up his clipboard again. "Potter and Weasley wait over there with Parkinson I'll come over in a minute and give you instructions ah! Blaise go get the Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs to see if they're finished."

Harry and Ron sat down next to Pansy. "So what are we doing?" Harry asked. "We're transforming into little girls and then we're giving Santa I goodie bag." "WHAT!" Ron roared. "Weasley calm your farm it'll be fun." Pansy started explaining the whole plot and indicated which group was doing what. Harry's smile grew wider and wider by the minute. "Oh this is going to be excellent!"