The Day I was Hacked by Grandma

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As a matter of Internet safety grandma has access to all of the Wattpad emails. Mom not intended to be used to spy harass or embarrass me the story she writes because she just can't help herself sometimes.

It was a chilly day in the Midwest and the alarm woke me at 7 a.m. . I tiptoed across the cold wooden floor and to Grandma's living room only to find her warm and toasty underneath a large red fleece hoodie a blanket and a warm Bloodhounds sleeping on top of her. It was the start of a busy day. We begin with bacon cooked only the way that she can. Juicy but Crisp. The aroma of the baking cooking should have been enough to wake Crazy4Donkey but her late night Devotion to Wattpad prevented her from waking early in the morning and enjoying the hot bacon as it came off of the stove. The daily Miracle of the creation of an egg continued and I went to the chicken coop opened the door and returned to the stove with two fresh eggs. Oh this is the life! Between 8 a.m. and 11 o'clock I had consumed 5 slices of bacon two fresh fried eggs with the yolks slightly hard mode and a large homemade Belgian waffle smothered in butter and syrup. But what about my sister you ask. She eventually will and being a picky eater she didn't want a fresh waffle she wanted a frozen waffle. What?! A frozen waffle? Yes she toasted herself a frozen waffle eat cold bacon on a sandwich. Well the mice had eaten the bread so wonderful fabulous grandma got her a hamburger bun from the freezer. She defrosted it covered it and butter and grilled it on the griddle on the stove. So the bacon sandwich was like a bacon burger without the burger. Without a burger you can't put ketchup on it. So it was a bacon filled sandwich with syrup and grilled hamburger buns. See how wonderful of a grandmother she is? We can't ignore that she is hacking my page right now based on the delicious breakfast alone that she provided. The day then went downhill because she required us to clean the room. My grandfather, being a loving man, let me know that if it didn't get cleaned everything in it was going to be put in a box and burned in the backyard. Now grandpa says something like that I believe him! Well that's the end of the story pretty soon they will be notified of the hack