Main Kampf abridged (english)

The mistake

I was only a young fuhrer when I made this mistake, taking English classes so I could commute with these Englishmen would be imperative in bringing the fatherland to its former glory as in the 1st, and 2nd Reich's, so one evening when talking with my man Schindler, he's a bit fucked in the head but a great guy in general, sexy af too, so I asked him for a glass of juice one day... I never got that glass of juice... And when I asked 3 years later 1945 when Americans and brittish along with some Russians were invading mein land, I asked if I could get that glass of juice but then I was told of a certain mistake... Ma boi Schindler mistook mein  words for " gas the jews" and then I realised this would all be put on me... So now my last words are in this page, Schindler, I dont know how many you killed but, I used to be in love with you, but after this... I can't even look you in your beautiful blue eyes... but I will still love you... Farewell
Germany.