the elections were here. it was the day that everyone decided if ur orange became president. you and donald had been dating for 3 months now. you had convinced him to buy you all the merch you wanted. life was going great. but today, donald was kind of nervous. he didnt want to lose to chillary clinton. to calm him down, you grabbed you danger days vinyl and started playing it on the vinyl player. you hoped it calmed him down, but to your surprise, it didn't. wow, donald was really nervous. usually, when his fav song, lane boy came on, his stress was gone. but today, that was not the case. you were on message man, and he was still freaking out. you didnt know what to do. so, you did what you do best, you went to sleep.
when you woke up, the elections results were coming in. you saw donald asleep next to you in his skeleton onesie, so you decided to turn on the tv and see who was currently winning. you were shocked. donald had won!! hillary had lost!! you were so happy. you went and got a glass of water, and splashed it on donalds face so he would wake up. you said "guess who won!!!" suddenly, he started crying. you were confused. you grabbed donald by his ugly rat hair and said "silly! dont cry, craft!, you won!!" then donalds face lit up. he was super happy!! you were so glad to see ur future hubby not sad anymore. then you realized, you were gonna move into the one the only, amazing white house!! you could make it into a huge mcr museum!! you were excited for the future. hopefully u and donald wouldnt break up so you could live happily!! then you were snapped out of your daydream when donald came out of his bathroom in a furry costume. you knew what this meant, so you got ready. you went downstairs, and waited for donald in your furry costume. when he finally entered the partyroom, you blasted vegas lights and proceeded to pour milk on eachother.
the end, for now that is.
