Today was the day Sophie and Nick got married but this wedding wasn't like other weddings. Turned out to be the funniest wedding ever. So it's time for Nick to wait for his almost wife Sofia. It was also time for Sofia’s dad to walk her down the isle and then nick would thank her father kiss her then walk to there seats so the priest can give them the sacrament of matrimony. But there was one problem the priest was drunk. Instead of doing the readings the priest read a Clifford book then when he had to bless the rings he spit on them when he was supposed to give the rings to the best man he chucked it at his head and the best man started bleeding. Also when he was supposed to give the Body of Christ he gave expired animal crackers from the street. Then he gave out martinis instead of The Blood of Christ. So by the end of the wedding Sophia and Nick didn't know if they were married or not so they assumed that they were so they went to the reception. When they got there the priest was standing on the table waving his martini in the air singing ay oh ay oh ay oh. Everyone started laughing. Then Everyone else jumped on a table and joined with the priest singing ay oh ay oh ay oh. Then everyone jumped off the tables including the priest. When the priest got off the table he went up to nick and said " I am going to go home take a nap and freshen up. Oh and one more thing sorry for my extremely for my inappropriate behavior I don't know what came over me". Later another priest came in and said "what are you doing here there are no weddings today. Oh wait you guys are you Nick and Sophia I m so sorry I forgot to give you guys the sacrament of Matrimony. Nick responded "no another priest gave us our sacrament" "was he drunk"? The priest said with his eyes opening real big "yes why what's wrong father" "that isn't a priest he is a criminal. Why don't you and your family and friends come with me back to the church and I will make this the best wedding ever for you two". "Oh OK please we didn't know if we were married or not so we just assumed we were". "it's OK now you know that he is a criminal and I will give you your sacrament of Matrimony". "thank you father". So father did the reading, Blessed the rings,did another reading, and gave the body and blood of Christ. Then when it was time to do the closing reading the fake priest broke in and started singing "can't touch this Na nanana na na" because the cops were chasing him. Then the cops got out there strongest advanced tazors and Tarazed him until he was num all over his body so he couldn't move. When the fake priest was on the floor completely num the cops picked him up and through him in jail. Once the cops left with the fake priest we got back to the wedding and then they all went to the reception and had a gourmet meal and a few sodas. Later on a crazy dance song came on and all the girls jumped on a table and started lifting each other and doing flips then each girl grabbed their man to dance with them on the table. But they decided to pick them up make them do a flip then let them jump off the table so the boys could brake dance even the priest was brake dancing and spinning on his head but the funniest thing happened when he was done spinning on his head he did a split and split all of his clothes it wasn't pleasant to see his butt. But he didn't even realized his butt is hanging out of his clothes. So when he sat down he realized he had split his outfit then he said "well I'm going to go home for the night" "bye father thanks again" Nick said. " we should probably get going" Nick said. About an hour after cleaning they went home and Sophia and Nick enjoyed their new life with thier two kids Bella and Sophie and they all had a happy and healthy life.
