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1.Man 1: Yesterday i saved a girl from being Raped
Man 2: Wow! Great job men, but how?
Man 1: Self-Control man Self-Control
2.Around of Applause for that bitch who deleted you, blocked and is now looking at your profile picture from their freind's facebook
3.Girlfriend:If you are smiling, send me your smiles, If you are sleeping, send me your dreams, If you are crying, send me your tears. I love ya baby
Boyfriend:Im in the Toilet, what do i send?
4.Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hi
Person 1: Did you Eat?
Person 2: Did you eat
Person 1: Are you copying me?
Person 2: Are you copying me?
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: Yep, i ate already
5.Girlfriend:Hi Babe, what are ya doin?
Boyfriend:Nothing much, em really tired.Just going to sleep now babe, and you?
Girlfriend:In the club standing behind You
6.Girl:Can we pls just get married?
Boy:Any given day...
Girl:How about now?
Boy:*Bends down on one knee*
Girl:Oh my goodness!!Oh my goodness!!I think im gonna cry
Boy:*Ties shoes*
7.Dad:Hey son,you know that song?i really like it
Son:Which song?
Dad:you know, the one thats on the radio all the time
Son:?????
Dad:The one that goes "like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick
Son:Like a G6 Dad....Like a G6
8.Daughter:Im going to be on MTV dad
Dad:Thats awesome, what show?
Daughter:16 and Pregnant
Dad:WTF?!?!?!
9.Girl 1:This guy keeps on texting me and i dont want to text him anymore
Girl 2: All you gotta say is "Error your message could not be sent.Pls try again later.Error number:362950
10.Guy 1: I like your teeth
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1:Yes :)) They remind me of a song
Guy 2:Awww :)) Really? :)) What song?
Guy 1:BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW
Guy 2:..........
11.Lara:Roses are red, i have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone
Garry:Roses are red, my binoculars are blue, your curtains are open, im watching you
12.Person 1:Hey guess wut..My mom just bot me a ipad
Person 2:My mom bought me a laptop
Person 1:My mom bot meh a moustaing
Person 2:My mom taught me how to spell
Person 1:............
13.Guy 1: Hey Guess what im going to name my new dog
Guy 2:What?
Guy 1:Naked
Guy 2:Why on earth would you do that?
Guy 1:So when im talking to a friend i can say "I have to go walk naked down the
street.BRB
Guy 2:Haha, this is why i love you
14.Daughter:Dad, im hungry
Son:Hi Hungry, im Dad
Daughter:Dad, im serious
Dad:I thought you were Hungry
Daughter:Are you kidding me?
Dad:Nope, im Dad
15.BF texts GF
Boyfriend:Ready for tonight babe?Your gonna use your mouth so hard
Girlfriend:This is sara's father.And what is she going to do with her mouth?!?!
Boyfriend:Ooooh she didnt tell you?Its karaoke night
16.Mom:Its 11:00 go to sleep!
Daugter:Mom its actually 10:58 ill go to sleep if its exactly 11:00
Mom:-______-
17.Mom:How is our Pregnant little Daughter?
Daughter:Mom!!!How did you know?
Mom:I meant Perfect,Wait WHATTTT?!?!
18. GF: How much do you love me?
BF: Look at the stars and count them.That's how much i love you.
GF: But its Morning.
BF: Exactly.
19. *A School recieves a Telephone Call*
Principal: Hello?
Unknown My Daughter wont be in school today
Principal: May i ask who this is?
Unknown: This is my mother speaking
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