You sat in your room on your laptop watching your favorite porn, Nick Jr. cuz why dah fukc not, then the door burst open and in came your Gay Dad
"O KAY sweetie ur papi and I are going to the One Direction concert"
He said
"I left $3.60 on the counter so u could go out and get lost or something"
Then he turned around and left. Making out with your other Dad as they left.
So u went to the counter and picked up the $3.60 since you were 18 and u were to lazy to take care of you yourself you logged onto this babysitting website called care.com and searched in the search bar
'VRRY HOT AND LOTS OF NUTS' You put in the care section that it was for An exploding doll, and the age was 420 and the first result was:
HowToBasic
You had to admit it was a strange name but he had a hot profile picture so you clicked on his account and put
WhateverYourUsernameis:WAW PLS TAKW CAR OFF ME EXPLORING DOLL
It only took 4.20 seconds for him to reply with a
HowToBasic: How much are you willing to pay?
(Y\U): $4.20 pluz a half eatn banana ;D
HowToBasic: k I'll be there
69 seconds passed by and some random ass man with a white sheet on his head broke thru ur window you all like
"R u HTB????????" You ask
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahh" the terrorist lookin ass screamed, but luckily u knew how to speak Spanish so you knew it translated to:
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
You screamed too and ran down u stairs
"Ahhhhhh" he shrieked, you turned around and saw him, still with the blanket over his head
"You know what pizza does sound good" you said
Which then he nodded went into your kitchen taking out: tomato sauce, Cheese, A mixing bowl, flour, pizza rollers, a dildo, and eggs.
Which kinda confused u because, why does he need A pizza roller for?
Everyone knows that the best way to flatten a pizza is by making your fatass grandma sit on it.
You sat on the table chairs and watched as this Basic guy made the pizza, using the dildo the mix the ingredients and using the microwave to Cook it up
He handed you the pizza, you smile cuz it looked good, but right before you even touched it he threw it out the window, grabbed a handful of eggs and threw them everywhere as he screamed like a banshee.
When he was all out of eggs he got all Miley Cyrus and booty dropped to the floor and spoke one sentence
"Hello guys Scare here"
