Harry Potter One-Shots

Prompts pt 1!

Hiya guys! This is my first time writing Harry Potter, but I believe I'll be able to supply you all will quality trash oneshots. Below are prompts for one-shots, some are just words, some are au's (alternate universes), others are "quotes" that will be in the one shot requested. All you need to do is inline comment the character you'd like to see with that prompt! 

Feel free to request as many as you'd like! 

1: "I'm not saying it again. No. You cannot keep the...whatever that is!" 

2: Freckles

3: Red Lipstick

4: "All these flavours of Bertie Botts, and you choose to be salty." 

5: "She looked fiercely into his eyes, the wind blowing her hair dramatically, and with an air of confidence she said "Fuck that shit"" 

6: "Why exactly do you need polyjuice potion at 3am, again?" 

7: "So what if I broke my arm, I will fight them."

8: Kissed them whilst stealing their wallet au

9: "I'm pretending to be your significant other because you looked really uncomfortable with that stranger at the bar hitting on you" 

10: high-school/Hogwart's teachers au (you pick which kind of school) 

11: "Look dude, we've ridden the same bus for three years straight and I feel like the universe is saying we should take a hint." au

12: "Shockingly enough, not everyone can buy the entire bloody store." 

13: "The sun hasn't even come up yet and you're asking me to do what now?" 

14: "I sweaR TO SALAZAR IF YOU GET ONE MORE CRUMB ON MY BED-" 

15: "Honey, we need to talk about your life choices." 

16: Chocolate

17: Spongebob

18: Creatures

19: Homework

20: "Who isn't a little gay for Potter?" 

21: "If you say another word, I can and will beat you up, hang you on the Astronomy tower by your underwear and take your lunchmoney" 

22: "Oh, I promise I'm not staring. I'm just..no don't leave-!" 

23: "Well, this couldn't be more cliche, now could it?" 

24: Short

25: Jorts (jean shorts) 

26: "Feel free to admire my beauty" 

27: "If I was fishing for compliments, I certainly wouldn't be using your pond." 

28: "Damn, she can't be a muggle, that ass is magical!" 

29: "I don't need to use Accio to make you come." 

30: We were partnered on a project and we both procrastinated so much we have to pull an all nighter at my place AU 

31: "We'rE SOARIN'! FLYIN'" 

32: NoHomoBro

33: YesHomoBro 

34: Peace

35: Flying

36: Broomsticks

37: Adoration

38: Snuggles

39: Fireplace

40: French

41: Complicated