A young woman ran through the gate, she was short and wore a dull white dress that flew behind her as she ran, as she ran, she ran past the guards who ran the vanguard. She knew she couldn't run forever, because let's be honest, who can? Running is tiring. Anyways, she knew she couldn't run forever because not only is running tiring and she began to run out of breath but also because soon enough she'd reach the water, and who can run on water? Not her unfortunately. But she didn't see the water, so she fell in. She knew she couldn't swim forever, but not because swimming tired her, but because swimming tired her, you see?
So, she was swimming, not in any particular direction, because I haven't picked one yet. But by Jove is she swimming. As she swam she swam past a swimming fish who swam past her. The fish has presently past her but in the future their paths may cross again like they have now done so in the past. But let's move past this and focus on the present.
She would surely reach the shore and by Jove, was she unsure if she'd be caught shortly after her escape which sadly could make her whole run for naught! She did in fact reach shore and began to run through another gate, oh excuse me, not a gate, a grate, she ran over a grate. Then she fell. The grate was open.
She landed on her butt but her butt was surprisingly not harmed so she continued to run, as she ran she ran her fingers on the walls halls and on these walls halls where stone scrawls which she read in a drawl, with this drawl she ended with a bawl.
"I CAN'T READ!"
But let's go back to the past for a while, to observe a simple conversation between the chaser of the woman and a non-chaser, who, for all intents and purposes should also be named as a chaser, but due to his lack of actual chasing cannot be named in such a way, shame really.
The non-chaser said to the chaser:
"Well sir, I can assure you, she definitely went left, but which left she went I do not know, my left? your left? her left? His left? I can't for certain say I know. Afterwards she went right, but what way could right possibly be if you don't know which left she took? The only thing I know is she is not here, or there but she couldn't be anywhere, because she isn't here.
Obviously.
She may not be here, but you could still hear her, unless you can't, then she isn't here and you can't hear her. But at least you are here, right? And I can hear you. Or are you left? Who's left? I'm left, your left, he's left, but she is not left, because she left and isn't here and she cannot hear this conversation.
Obviously.
I must say I can't sense her presence any longer, this makes no sense, but it makes perfect sense because her presence isn't here but it is somewhere. I just can't sense it. Can you? No, because then you would've found her, but then you wouldn't be left and that can't be right!
Obviously.
I know your nose doesn't know her smell, so it can't know where it went. Does my nose know? No, now we know that no nose knows how to find her scent. Nobody's nose knows her scent and nobody knows if her nose can smell us, so if she knows where we are because her nose knows and she knows our noses don't know, how are we going to know how to find her? Not with our nose, that I know.
Obviously.
We can't feel the ground to check for foot prints. I fear feeling the ground will feel terrible, and if we can't sense her presence how shall we feel feet when we don't know if the presence of footprints are even there? Does this make sense? Yes, although our senses aren't making sense, but senses don't make sense, they just are sense, but if they don't make sense then they aren't right. Nobody knows why our noses don't know, and we don't know if going right is the right thing to do or if left is actually right or if left isn't right because if left is not right then right must be right but then which right do we go, we don't know because our noses don't know. Hearing this here is needed because if we heard this later you may not hear because we won't be here together because right now she is not here and we need to go elsewhere.
Obviously.
Sorry sir, but the way I have served you is simply sub-par so I will go left and you will go right and one of which will end up being right, even if that right is left. But if that left isn't then I will join you sir in the right right direction.
Obviously.
Bye sir...By-the-by we should meet by this location, I will buy a buoy, I'll see the boy with buoys by the place you can buy buoys. So, we can meet by the buoy, boy will it cost a lot, but being by here is important because by here is the paths to go left and right, but for now I will say bye bye and will be back by here later."
The chaser replied.
"What?"
"Oh, don't worry, I'm not lying, I was laying here when she left right? But whilst I was lying here I never lied, I may lay here but I won't lie here, laying and lying here is fine but lying here isn't fine, nay never not now not ever. I never lie, but I always lye here, I like to lye but hate to lie. Even when high I don't lie but I never get high and that's not a lie, when I lye I don't get high, but I do stare up high at the clouds, that's no lie.
Obviously.
Also, sir, can you can-can? There is a show at the end of the day and I was wondering if you can do the can-can or If you cannot can, if you can do the can-can then can you meet with me and we can can-can in celebration, that is, if we can catch this crazy girl, can we do it? I believe we can, do you believe we can? Do the can-can that is. I cannot can-can but I can learn to can-can if we can catch the crazy girl I can learn and then we can continue with our day.
Obviously.
Oh! Sir! I have an idea, but first I must know, can you knot? Or can you not knot? I can knot, but if you cannot then I must teach you should I not? Once you can knot we can knot a trap together that way she cannot escape, that is, unless she cannot knot but instead can un-knot knots, if she can un-knot our knots then we cannot use our knots to not let her escape. But if she cannot un-knot our knots and instead can knot we cannot allow ourselves to fall into her notorious naughty knot schemes.
Obviously."
Now enough of their nonsense, let's get back to the young woman who, as we had found out through her own unnecessary outburst, cannot read.
