Joker and Harley one shots! (suicide squad)

Cook off

Another request from @-annastina-
This is so cute omg
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Harley hummed to herself as she mixed the salt into the tomato sauce, adding garlic powder every now and then.

"You know you shouldnt add salt to that." Came a familiar voice that sent shivers down her spine.

"Oh yeah?" She said raising an eyebrow.

"Yep. You only add Italian seasoning and garlic." He said wrapping his arms around her waist.

"And what do you know about cooking?" She said turning around and crossing her arms.

He laughed and leaned against the table. "What did you think I ate before I met you? Rats?" He snickered, amused at his own joke.

She smiled and raised an eyebrow. "From what I saw of you, yeah, I did." She said smugly.

"Okay then. Your saying I was a bum?" He asked, tilting his head a little.

She giggled and nodded.

"Your so mean to me." He said with mock hurt in his voice.

He smiled and stared at her in thought for a moment.

"How bout we have a little cook off?" He said resting one hand on the stove behind her.

She smiled and giggled. "Yes!!"

She knew she would win. She thought of herself as a gifted chef sometimes.

"Garlic bread. How bout that?" He said scanning her up and down. He knew he would win.

She raised an eyebrow. "Your on."

He smirked and pulled away, making his way to the sink. "I hope you can grasp the idea that your going to lose." He said squirting soap onto his palms.

She rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I know how to cook a mean garlic bread." She said with confidence.

He rinsed his hands off and turned his head to her. "Oh yeah?"

"Yeah."

He laughed and went through the cabinets above the sink. He grabbed a bag of flour, and a little container of yeast.

She saw this and snickered to herself.

"What's so funny?" He asked, grabbing a measuring cup.

"Oh nothing. It's just...your making bread from scratch and it's a little...I dunno, much?" She said with a plastered smug look that made him wanna rip it off.

He scoffed. "Are you intimidated?" He asked pouring the flour into the cup.

"PSHHHH...no! Of course not!" She said reaching into the cabinet and grabbing a loaf of bread.

"Ah. Well I hope you can chew up rat bones because that's the secret ingredient. It adds a little...something you know?" He said with a grin.

She jerked her head in his direction.

"That's what we had to work with in the sewers." He said sprinkling the yeast into the mixture.

"Your full of Bologna!" She said putting her hands on her hips.

"It's true! Like you said, I was just a bum eating rats all day." He said casually.

She laughed and took a few slices of bread out. "Are you really hurt by that?" She asked, with a hint of seriousness in her tone.

"Of course not pumpkin. I'm just playing with you." He said pouring the water.

She looked in the drawers and found a pan. She put it down on the counter and drizzled it with oil.